I found this pic while doing my english project (my topic was Mustangs) and you can't deny that this isn't pretty freakin' sweet. 

See if you can find something wrong with this sentence. For those of you that are visually impaired like me, it reads "Feruren Oran is dead? Then welcome DAVE, to the Morag Tong. Any Master of the Morag Tong can tell you what writs are available and *WEATHER* you are a candidate for advancement. When you have proven yourself, I will have special duties for you. OMFG Morrowind, it is WHETHER, NOT WEATHER. 

This would be an awesome way to kill people in Morrowind. Impail their heads on a shaft. Unfortunately, this was just a coincidence. 

I need to post more often

Ok let's check back to my last real post. La la la la la OH MY GOD MAY 23? WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME? Ok well be ready for some forgetting. On that week I forget it all. On Memorial day, there was a thing at this graveyard on Aurora with the scouts that my grandpa enjoyed going to. This past week has been ok. Not too bad. Actually, screw the week, I will skip straight to the ordeal. So I did my ordeal to get inducted into the Order of the Arrow. It was Joel Smith, Will Maxson, and I and dad was our chaperone. The whole way there, Will was busting out some freestyle, spontanious techno rap about Garrett being gay and Mr. Nelson being attracted to Andy or as he calls him "Little William." Will can be really funny a lot of the time. So we got to the camp and the guy with the sign in stuff was 2 hours late. Then there was this ceremony and we slept on our own and it was hard to find a place to pee because we were close and you don't want to pee into someone else's camp. So they split all the people there into factions 1 and 2. I was the only guy from our troop in faction one. In the factions, we were split into clans. I was in clan D with some good people. There was 20 questions, that people didn't like because he asked too many questions, immigrant, the guy that wouldn't stop working, outofit, the kid that was out of it, pilot, the kid with the leather jacket, knots, the guy that tied the broom together when i broke it(coming up later), adhd, the hyper and really funny kid, danny, the slow kid, and me, teh secks. I got along best with pilot I would say. They split our faction and clans A&B went everywhere together. We were with clan C. They didn't all get nicknames, just USArmy. He and I did a lot of the work that called for the muscle because we were the strongest guys there. Our clans moved out a 20 foot trees in one of the camps. Later in the day they split our clan away from clan C. It took us all a while to talk. We must have all been depressed with the lack of food. eventually, me and pilot went off to sweep in campsite places that the counselors weren't at. We found a wheelbarrow full of water and poured it out. Then all of us found this tree that had fallen through a tent area and pwned it out of commission. The councilor wasn't watching us so I hit the tree with a broom because I was mad we couldnt chop it down to two 10 foot sections. So when I hit the broom on it, the handle snaps and flies off. Luckily knots lashed it back together. Other than that, there was a ceremony. Today, I helped Davis on his eagle thing. Now it is homework time.

It's the "Why did I put this in here?" Phrase of the day!

Breadman690: butt buddies
RunningInSquare3:butt buddies
Zack0217: butt buddies

I checked the box saying never install. Why does it ask me if I want to? I just said I don't! 

Did you remember this today? 

I figure this picture might have a chance of attracting striaght, sexy female stalkers. 

Here's one for Zach 

My mom just let a big one and it stinks really bad. IEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. 

He he. Stupid nintendo. 

You may want to enlarge the picture. The issue is labeled for you. This is a legitimate toyota home page. This is why toyota sucks. WTF is wrong with you, toyota? 

Keir's Riddle

The answer is the first comment. See if you can figure it out.

brittlebrit187 (4:18:23 PM): hwo do you find out how many peopel in the world are better than steven at starcraft?
brittlebrit187 (4:18:26 PM): (its a riddle)

SHEER PWNAGE. Coming soon to a computer screen near you 

Awww, what a cutie. He can handle the "Krazy Konica Flash." He must have good eye macro. 

Orion could also not handle the "Krazy Konica Flash." 

The bus ride home and Davis' eyes couldn't handle the "Krazy Konica Flash." 

On the way back we did some hearts playing. 

Orion's thing here was erected by canadian people in honor of some old guy. I just made this picture 10 times more nasty. 

David wakes up by drinking coffee through a straw. 

Look out Alex and Zack's mom, Orion also has the Munchies. 

It's hard to take a bad picture of Parliament. 

The Empress across the street 

One of those pictures you have to take  

Look, there's some Duct Tape in there too. I held my instrument case together with it when I wasn't getting people pwned by my awesome micro at making them look. 

it's the "how much crap can we put in the fan?" game 

2 coathangers in the fan. 

NO DAVIS DON'T TAKE A PICTURE OF YOUR LEG.