Davis assassinating the assassin.

The handheld lounge.

One of the many times Davis was stopped for pictures.

A cheap ploy to win over our hearts.

I smell a flop!

Link was just announced as a playable character in GoW2.

A guy with a suit made of magic cards. He was pretty cool.

A Link to the pwnage.

The group (minus Steven, Eric, and Chris). Oh yeah Sai.

A less gay picture of the group (minus Steven, Eric, and Chris).

Cool Guild Wars signed art. Yes Orion, there are two of them.

The stupid noisemaker that made too much noise. Also, how shitty does your game have to be for you to have to pitch it as "The most co-op game ever"?

The PAX badge this year.

Arguably the coolest freebie we got. I sure think so.

Manly poster #1.

A free WoW demo. Notice that I am flushing it down to hell where it belongs.

Manly poster #2.

Both from EA, a bumper sticker for something I've never heard of and a passport to ball suckin'.

My left hand is a WMD.

I saw things like these in Vegas a few years back. They're supposed to make it look like you tattooed your arm. I wish I had been right in thinking that they would never catch on, but I was wrong.