The owner of this blog went to Maui and all he brought back was this lousy title.

I know this is a long post but there are a few good anecdotes in here so try to get through the whole thing. Take some breaks if you want.I went through about 100 titles on vacation and that one was the last one I got because it was the best. Ok so I'm going to pick up on friday the 17th. Immediately after school, my parents came to pick me up after school. I waited with Zack and Davis while they came. As they pulled in, Zack said "Hey I didn't know you had a brother." I said "Well that's my sister." That was kind of funny. Then I said adios and we took off. We stopped at my aunt's house to pick her up. After that it was a straight shot down to Portland where our plane was at. There were no good flights out of Sea-Tac. So basically there is a lot of freeway on the way and not a lot of cars, so once rush hour was over, we got going up to 70-80 mph the rest of the way. I drove by the way. My dad taught me about speed traps like the one around olympia. After we passed it, I got back up to 70+ mph. As we got closer to Portland, the winds really REALLY started kicking up. It was like 40mph or so gusts that came into the side of the car so steering got really messed up. We stopped at this place about half an hour before Vancouver, Wa to eat at this place that is kind of like Denny's. It was pretty good. After that we visited my dad's cousin and family in Vancouver and headed out to Portland. The bridge across the Columbia river had like 50+mph gusts on it so it was a little nerve wracking. We spent the night in a hotel across the street from the airport and the next morning, at 8:30, we set off for Maui. On the plane, there was this guy that looked really wierd. Later, that guy walked by me to the bathroom and I realized it wasn't a wierd looking guy, it was an ugly ugly girl. OMFG. EWWW. I almost threw up. Luckily the girls I would meet on vacation would be easier to look at. There was this group of ladies around us that turned out to be friends from school and they were going to celebrate their 50th birthdays. They looked more in their 30s or 40s but whatever. I don't think I've ever seen the flight attendants cut people off of alcohol, but there's a first time for everything. They were at least the nice kind of tipsy. The one where they dont punch people. So after that flight, we had a 3 HOUR boring layover in Honolulu. I just played a lot of video solitare. Finally, at about 4:00, we got into Maui. We got a Ford Explorer at enterprise thanks to me because we HAD to have a Ford. Now the cool thing about Maui is the Mustang to other car ratio is about 1:4. Here in Washington, its about 1:60. So along the way to Ka'anapalli, there were whales of course that people slow down on a freeway to look at. Well we can't honk because locals dont encourage that. So a 40 minute drive took an hour and 40 minutes. Once we got to the Westin Ka'anapalli resort/villas(yes that is timeshare), it was almost 6:00. We went down to whalers village and got reservations in our favorite restaurant, Leilanis. We had to wait until 7:00, which wasn't too bad. Basically, we all just looked around. Oh yeah, guess where I saw Maddy? In that David and Goliath's STUPID FACTORY. Oh crap my name is in the title. Just ignore that. So we had dinner and this good dessert that we like called Hula Pie. It has macadamia nut ice cream topped with fudge and macadamia nuts and whipped cream, sitting on an oreo cookie crust, that is in a pool of chocolate sauce. I didn't eat as much as the rest of them all did. After that, we went back and went to sleep. In my staying up late, that whole week, I learned the benefits of watching the Daily show and the Colbert report. On Sunday, we went into Lahaina to see the Banyan tree(I might post a pic of it) and later, we relaxed around the pool and the hotel and some beaches. On monday, we went to this beach up north a bit and played in some good waves. After that, we came back to get ready for our Luau. My mom was reading the description of it. It said that it was a traditional luau with no hooky lau or fire dancing. Basically they took the fun and ripped it out and then stabbed it over and over. I knew it was going to be boring. Luckily, I was wrong. For those of you that have never been to a luau, if you aren't in a group of 8 people, then you are pieced on to tables with other groups. Since we had 5 people with us, we got paired with a couple and their daughter. Talking to her made things a lot less boring. So everyone now is thinking "wait, how did David meet a hot girl and not do anything stupid?" Ok I've got the stupid part. I can't remember her name no matter how hard I try. I wouldn't really type it on a blog though if I did. All I remember is that she lives in San Jose, California, she goes to this school that is kind of a rich person one(I want to say Waldorf, but I'm not sure), she is in 8th grade, and she takes German and Spanish. And her dad's name is chip. So yeah the luau became less boring. Then they left and I was sad. On tuesday, we did more laziness until we went on a whale watching thing. It was pretty cool and the food was good. There was one awkward point when this girl my age completely lost balance and fell on me. Not like the making me fall over but just like hitting into me and grabbing me. On wednesday, we did the road to Hana. It is this day long drive around the east bulge of Maui. The road has a lot of turns so it is easy to get carsick before you get used to it. I'll mainly post pictures so that I don't have to type the names, like the black sand beach called Wai'anapanapa. There was this red sand beach we found that the guide book warned had naked people sometimes were there. This is where Sai says "let's go play melee" There of course were naked people. My aunt couldn't get there because of a hill we climbed, but she wanted to see some red sand so that was my ticket there. Me and my dad went down and checked out a bunch of the ladies and got some sand. I couldn't take a picture but I wanted to. I got one that is of bad quality though! If you want to trick your parents, go around the edge of the cliff, not up it and you can get there without seeing people before its too late. Then your parents can't stop you. Not that mine did. The rest of the day was cool too. At this mall we ate at on the way back, my mom dropped a reciept. i bent over to pick it up. As I got up, my knees went c-crunch and I went c-crap. They hurt until the next Saturday. On thursday, more laziness ensued until me and my dad went to play golf. It went well. On friday, we did more of nothing. On saturday, we came back to Honolulu, three hour layover, then a lot of fast driving home. Now I'm back I think I'll sign on AIM, eat lunch, do some homework, and if time allows, PWNER!

I Feel Sorry for you. Except for Steven, Orion, and Maddy

So I'm an uber-haxxorz and now I have the blog back for hopefully ever. This week, Zack came back and that's the only thing worth saying. On friday, I am leaving for Maui and I get back on the last day before school at night. So that means I can't do a whole lot so try to have fun without me. Or Steven and Orion, who are going to Oahu I believe. Or Maddy, who is already at Maui and will get h4xxored on the math hw. HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA. Happy Birthday Zack.

That game is so addicting

I've been playing that game for about an hour now. I'll be at school on wednesday though, so I won't be bored for much longer.
WTF though.
DJ lizard is come and kill us now? Rabbit robot are attack us all? The boxer did stolens your honey. He is the very bad?
Who the hell thinks of this stuff?

SCREW YOU DAVID

HAHAHA The blog is mine once again.
This time it won't be given back so easily.
I'VE PWNED YOU TWICE DAVID!!! TWICE!!!!
My obviously amazing haxxor skills have put your blog out of commision. AGAIN.
Have fun crying yourself to sleep. You suck.

Not so Super Bowl

Well yes, the Super Bowl is over and the refs were bad and we should have played better but now its time to stop complaining because there is no chance of them recanting all that. It's final. We will have to pwn next year in Miami. So on the 5th about all of my family in the adjacent 2 counties came to my house to watch the game. The commercials were really good and the game was.......mediocre. After all of that, we had a week of school that was boring. We had a driver's ed pretest in our car. I got 89 because I didn't scan. Samir got 81, on the verge of failing, and Alex got 79, which is failing. The instructor on the parallell park was like see Alex you're going to hit the curb, keep going. Then he hit the curb and docked Alex some points, even though he was told to keep going. On friday, Sai had a party, which turned out to be his birthday party, but he couldn't tell us so we wouldn't bring presents. I had to leaver early for the game or I would fail band. On Saturday, I went to lunch at Arbys and they changed their menu and it scared me because my favorite thing there, the big montana, became a "biggest." Then I left this open all night I guess, so I will continue to go. We went later to play indoor soccfer vs. the bombers and we pwned them with a captal 0. Needless to say, we felt very crunchy. After that, I had to go to my dad's cousin's(I think that's second cousin for me)birthday. We didn't do a lot and me and my cousins just watched underworld. Today, nothing has happened because it's only 11:00 in the morning.

OK TIME TO TAKE BACK THE BLOG

Well I did it. I got the blog back from the Zack-utch. Whatever race of evil haxorz he is. Those were a few bad days of him hacking into everything I had. Luckily I was able to prevent hack of AIM. Unfortunately, nobody could figure out how to change my hotmail password, so he got in there. I eventually figured it out. I also obviously took back the blog. So since my last post, the most important thing obviously was Keir here. It was most excellent, although I missed Valerie's party to which I wasn't invited so it didn't matter. We played some SSBM and SSB and MP7. I think it was 7 but they have too many Mario Parties. Oh wait. The date on the last post is messed up so I'm overlapping. Oh well, ok. Nothing happened until the last weekend of January. So Red was forcing me and Jacob to go to JLT, or Junior Leader Training so we can set an example for all the little kids that are going. Us both are signed up and we are the only older scouts going so if one of us bails, that other one isn't going to have much fun. Again we are both signed up. I tell Jacob when we're meeting on Saturday because he missed the meeting. Do you know what he did? He claimed he had family buisness. There is no way I can believe him because he finds an excuse to get out of everything. So thanks to him, I'm screwed with a bunch of 7th graders and Garrett, who looks even younger even though hes a freshman. Either way everyone hates him. So we paired up electrically heated cabins like the new kids from 325 and the real 853 kids. Well I had to pick one. The age of the kids in the 325 cabin was closer to mine, but I didn't want to sleep with Garrett because he sucks. I picked the 853 kids that weren't bad and we actually got to sleep on time. I was very happy to leave the next day and come back to Rome:Total War so I oculd win as the Julii. I'm starting a harder campaign now. So the semester finals were pretty easy, except I guess I ddin't do so well on a few. The 4th period World studies massively poached a bunch of 2nd period people. 2 people transfered from Boner, I mean Bonner. Spanish class went up too, by 16 people! Our class it now way too full and I don't like it because the teacher never calls on me for those stupid participation things. Well I'm going to stop now to play Rome:Total War. The moral of this post is: Don't have all of your passwords be the same.

ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US

I'm david, so these sorts of things make me sexually excited...

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Y0 I HAXXORED JOO FOOL
iM 1337 !!!!

My name is david and i suck

Well Hello everyone. I'm pleased to inform you that I hate you all. Anyone reading this is a loser. I've decided that I'm going to kill myself, with a spoon, tonight. But I know that no one will care, because I am David, and I suck.
Unfortunately all of this is untrue because I re-haxored the blog because i'm cool because I'm Dutch.