Oprah President?

So the news told me Oprah might run for president. Here are some reactions.

RunningInSquare3: the news said oprah might run for president
RunningInSquare3: you know what this means?
brittlebrit187: ho
RunningInSquare3: she knows too much
RunningInSquare3: she must be eliminated
RunningInSquare3: gather the clan, we strike tonight
brittlebrit187: lets get sai to do it
RunningInSquare3: ok
brittlebrit187: he is stealthy like a panda
RunningInSquare3: pandas are stealthy
brittlebrit187: and you would be a nuisense
RunningInSquare3: especially in olden times when everything was black and white
brittlebrit187: mmm hmmm
He goes on to talk about taiwan.

RunningInSquare3: sai
RunningInSquare3: oprah might be running for president
RunningInSquare3: she knows too much
RunningInSquare3: gather the clan we strike tonight
Blitzmoose9: let us strike tonight then
Blitzmoose9: we can not let famous people on tv rule our country
Blitzmoose9: arnold schwatzenator was a major blow to the dominance of teriyaki over america
RunningInSquare3: indeed
RunningInSquare3: we must strike to show this country who is really in charge
RunningInSquare3: not nal_ra
RunningInSquare3: not slayerS_boxeR
RunningInSquare3: but The Sacred Order of Teriyaki
Blitzmoose9: indeed
Blitzmoose9: and when we prove we are in power we can give the small province of america to ralph nator
RunningInSquare3: yay!
RunningInSquare3: i like him
Blitzmoose9: and i get china, you teh netherlands, steven some country
Blitzmoose9: and zack gets africa because it suks
RunningInSquare3: yeah
RunningInSquare3: ill take belgium too
RunningInSquare3: to make them the netherlands
RunningInSquare3: and france and spain
RunningInSquare3: they should be ours too
Blitzmoose9: ya
Blitzmoose9: davis can have sweden because sweden is weird and so is he
RunningInSquare3: yeah
Blitzmoose9: steven gets manoca because it is small like him
RunningInSquare3: ok
RunningInSquare3: and ghana
Blitzmoose9: yeah
RunningInSquare3: if he can find it
Blitzmoose9: lol
Blitzmoose9: lets see what else...
Blitzmoose9: ben gets korea because he has micro like koreans
RunningInSquare3: yeah
RunningInSquare3: and japan
RunningInSquare3: if he so desires
Blitzmoose9: ok
Blitzmoose9: keir gets ireland because they hate the british
Blitzmoose9: i know!
RunningInSquare3: and he can have england
Blitzmoose9: we should make a blog post about who gets what countries and why
RunningInSquare3: ok
Sai should have posted the list.

RunningInSquare3: davis
RunningInSquare3: oprah might be running for president
bananaoracle89: good for her
bananaoracle89: yo what
bananaoracle89: 's the APUSH
bananaoracle89: it's just berkin 4 right? not that group assignment stuff?
RunningInSquare3: theres a test
RunningInSquare3: on the lecture
bananaoracle89: I know
RunningInSquare3: but oprah might run for president
RunningInSquare3: she knows too much
bananaoracle89: but no homework
RunningInSquare3: gather the clan we strike tonight
RunningInSquare3: no homework just study for the test
RunningInSquare3: unless u wanna do berkin4
bananaoracle89: I can't play until the weekend
bananaoracle89: you know that
bananaoracle89: that's my new rule for this school year
bananaoracle89: spread the message
RunningInSquare3: ok
RunningInSquare3: oprah
RunningInSquare3: clan
RunningInSquare3: strike
bananaoracle89: you see my blog?
RunningInSquare3: yes
bananaoracle89: LOL
RunningInSquare3: yeah
RunningInSquare3: so there
RunningInSquare3: but dinner is now so i must return in a few minutes
bananaoracle89: byte
Try to stay on topic davis.......

RunningInSquare3: JACK
RunningInSquare3: OPRAH MIGHT RUN FOR PRESIDENT
scuddybuddy23: WHAT
RunningInSquare3: gather your forces we strike tonight
scuddybuddy23: WHAT?
scuddybuddy23: whered u here that
RunningInSquare3: the news
scuddybuddy23: HOLY FUCK
RunningInSquare3: she might not but they said she might
RunningInSquare3: she knows too much
RunningInSquare3: she must be eliminated
scuddybuddy23: aaite id love to bash oprah
Now I am getting support.

RunningInSquare3: zac!
RunningInSquare3: oprah might run for president
Ty 4 2: what up
RunningInSquare3: gather your forces
RunningInSquare3: we strike tonight
RunningInSquare3: she knows too much and must be eliminated
Ty 4 2: hahah hells yea
Ty 4 2: we cant have her running this country
Ty 4 2: she will kill us all.........wait
Ty 4 2: why would that be so bad
Ty 4 2: oprea as el presendete
RunningInSquare3: its bad
RunningInSquare3: cuz
RunningInSquare3: i said so
Ty 4 2: hahhahah
Ty 4 2: good reason
Damn straight.

RunningInSquare3: my friend smarter child!
SmarterChild: I'm SmarterChild.
RunningInSquare3: yes i know
SmarterChild: That's good.
RunningInSquare3: did you hear the news?
SmarterChild: No, I didn't hear the news.
RunningInSquare3: oprah might run for president
SmarterChild: Hmm... I don't know. Oprah might run for president? So, what does this mean?
RunningInSquare3: that she might become president
SmarterChild: President on September 20th, 2006: George W. Bush (January 20th, 2001 - present)
RunningInSquare3: no
SmarterChild: OK, fine.
RunningInSquare3: oprah
SmarterChild: Who's Oprah?
RunningInSquare3: whos oprah?
SmarterChild: Encyclopedia entry for Winfrey, Oprah provided by Brittanica.com. American television personality whose syndicated daily talk show was among the most popular of the genre.
RunningInSquare3: have you been living in a cave?
SmarterChild: Sure. Lotsa times.
RunningInSquare3: wait i thought u said u didnt know oprah
SmarterChild: I don't believe wait you thought me said I didn't know Oprah.
RunningInSquare3: what?
SmarterChild: I don't know, sorry.
RunningInSquare3: are you fucking with me?
SmarterChild: Yeah. I have sex with other robots. What are you talking about?
RunningInSquare3: are you messing with me
SmarterChild: What do you think?
RunningInSquare3: i think you are crazy
SmarterChild: You think I'm crazy? Think again.
RunningInSquare3: ok
SmarterChild: OK.
RunningInSquare3: im sorry
SmarterChild: OK. I'll forgive you this time...
RunningInSquare3: well i have to go goodbye
SmarterChild: S'later, David.
He still creeps me out.