Signs of Spring

I recieved the first sign of spring today. Not spring break, but rather a new pair of shorts! My other two, yes two, pairs were getting short. No they werent the same one i had two of the same type. Im not that unsanitary. Anyhow, this pair goes down well below my kneecaps, but rest assured for all my fans, ill still be able to make smiley faces on my knee.