I dont like mustard either

Well, let's see, I posted on 5th of july in the morning so it seems logical to start from that point. On that tuesday, we took our friends to swim at the club. I had to walk around in the shallow end to not hurt my knees. On Wednesday, they took me and Kathryn(my sister) to the zoo with them because my dad had to drive my mom to the doctor. The zoo was cool, then we had a party for people that knew them and that's why none of you came. On thursday, we did nothing. On friday, our friends left and my sister went to a sleepover party. The other three of us left, went to see Batman Begins, finally. It was well worth the wait though. I was thinking possibly liked the Batmobile more than a mustang, but then I figured that I didn't. I didn't see what everyone meant by she doen't wear a bra. Then that last scene came and I understood. Later that day, and early the next day, me and my dad watched Troy. It wasn't too good we decided. On saturday, we helped my grandparents prepare for the kitchen killing. They are getting a new one. We cleaned out a bunch of stuff. Me and my dad and Grandpa are in charge of going to the dump. On the first trip, I was sweeping stuff, when I felt a sharp pain from my foot. I looked at it and there was a nail sticking into my foot. I then ripped out the nail. It didn't go in very far thankfully. Then, I had to get a shot for it to prevent a disease. On sunday, monday, tuesday, and today, nothing much happened. Now I will regail you with some funny events or conversations from this time frame.
1. I opened the car door because I thought be had parked. But the car was still moving!

2. Uncle Gene: What's this David?
David: Oh, that's grandpa's old Kenny Rogers tape cassette. It doesn't work though.
Uncle Gene: The trash is trash.
David: Well wait and let me live out my 2 second long dream.
Uncle Gene: What's that?
David: To smack Kenny Rogers in the face with a shovel.
Uncle Gene: Have fun.
(David smacks the crap out of the tape, flattens it, thows it away)
Uncle Gene: I guess you hate Kenny Rogers, huh?
David: Who's Kenny Rogers?

3.Dad: Hey David, since you say you want to be a spy at MI6, I found this old toy of mine and I wanted to show it to you.
David: What is it?
Dad: It's this old secret sam by topper thing. See? It looks like a briefcase, but here's a camera. Ooh. And heres a bullet launcher that the gun is inside.
David: A REAL gun? With REAL bullets?
Dad: No. Here, I'll show you.
(Opens Briefcase, assembles sniper rifle-like thing)
David: Cool.
Dad: Ok, so you put in a bullet, set the velocity. We'll set to middle. We dont wanna hit something.
(Fires gun, bullet falls out of barrel)
David: I see it works like your old airsoft gun.
Dad: Well theres also this message launcher.
(fires, goes really far)
David: I see the only thing that works isn't technology.
Dad: Lets try the bullet on high velocity.
David: Let me get the body armor.
(fires gun, goes about an inch further)
David: NOT THE GOOD DRYWALL!
Dad: Well, I guess you can duct tape a bullet to the message launcher.
David: Yeah.

4. David (quoting sign): Please drive carefully, my mommy works here. Thanks, Jimmy.
Uncle Jeff: Yeah, that Jimmy's an intelligent kid. Down a ways coming the other direction, he has a sign that says his daddy works here.

Just Remember... 

I felt like posting another awesome picture of a mustang. An '05 GT this time. 

I don't like ketchup

So as my title suggests, .Ok, moving on. On the end of monday, my family came and celebrated my birthday. I got a lot of good stuff. On tuesday, I timed at my sister's swim meet. You may think I'm a loser, but then I'm a loser with three hours of voulenteer work for school. Onwednesday, nothing much, and same on thursday. On friday, we all went to the mariners game and they got killed. Of course, you know it's bad when the second pitch of the game goes out of the park. ON saturday, it was a day with my mom's family because my left handed cousin is getting married. So the women had a bridal shower, while the 6 guys including me went to golf. On our way there, me and dad stopped at Puetz because they had a sale and we bought me lefty clubs finally for screaming deals Like a set of irons for $80, a driver that was like top of the line for $30, and a really good putter for $9. We also bought 30 golf balls, but the course just eats them up. You could hit it 6 feet in front of you and its gone forever. We came back with about 9 out of the 30. Then dinner at Buca De Beppo, not very exciting. On sunday, me and m dad had to take a lot of my grandpa's junk to the dump, which was fun. There were some windows we got to shatter. Also, our friends form california came up and we hung out at the beach and stuff. On the fourth of July, me and my did did this tennis thing, family doubles at the club. Also, I finally beat the Tetris highscore on my calculator. First place with a score of 26,772. I finally bumped off "iluvnick." I was getting tired of it because i don't know this nick and I don't recon I'd like him. Later on, we took our friends to see the edmonds parade, which was annh. There was some "tickle clown" trying to tickle everyone and I was laughing at the two on the sidewalk. Later, we went to see the freworks at Lake Washington. That was ok, except we were in the bad part of town where there were all the black guys getting arrested. The fireworks were otherwise cool. Then, on our way back, it was like going through a war zone because fireworks (illegal of course) went off like 3 feet above our heads. Then I fell asleep and woke up and posted this after finishing my morning routine.