I dont like mustard either

Well, let's see, I posted on 5th of july in the morning so it seems logical to start from that point. On that tuesday, we took our friends to swim at the club. I had to walk around in the shallow end to not hurt my knees. On Wednesday, they took me and Kathryn(my sister) to the zoo with them because my dad had to drive my mom to the doctor. The zoo was cool, then we had a party for people that knew them and that's why none of you came. On thursday, we did nothing. On friday, our friends left and my sister went to a sleepover party. The other three of us left, went to see Batman Begins, finally. It was well worth the wait though. I was thinking possibly liked the Batmobile more than a mustang, but then I figured that I didn't. I didn't see what everyone meant by she doen't wear a bra. Then that last scene came and I understood. Later that day, and early the next day, me and my dad watched Troy. It wasn't too good we decided. On saturday, we helped my grandparents prepare for the kitchen killing. They are getting a new one. We cleaned out a bunch of stuff. Me and my dad and Grandpa are in charge of going to the dump. On the first trip, I was sweeping stuff, when I felt a sharp pain from my foot. I looked at it and there was a nail sticking into my foot. I then ripped out the nail. It didn't go in very far thankfully. Then, I had to get a shot for it to prevent a disease. On sunday, monday, tuesday, and today, nothing much happened. Now I will regail you with some funny events or conversations from this time frame.
1. I opened the car door because I thought be had parked. But the car was still moving!

2. Uncle Gene: What's this David?
David: Oh, that's grandpa's old Kenny Rogers tape cassette. It doesn't work though.
Uncle Gene: The trash is trash.
David: Well wait and let me live out my 2 second long dream.
Uncle Gene: What's that?
David: To smack Kenny Rogers in the face with a shovel.
Uncle Gene: Have fun.
(David smacks the crap out of the tape, flattens it, thows it away)
Uncle Gene: I guess you hate Kenny Rogers, huh?
David: Who's Kenny Rogers?

3.Dad: Hey David, since you say you want to be a spy at MI6, I found this old toy of mine and I wanted to show it to you.
David: What is it?
Dad: It's this old secret sam by topper thing. See? It looks like a briefcase, but here's a camera. Ooh. And heres a bullet launcher that the gun is inside.
David: A REAL gun? With REAL bullets?
Dad: No. Here, I'll show you.
(Opens Briefcase, assembles sniper rifle-like thing)
David: Cool.
Dad: Ok, so you put in a bullet, set the velocity. We'll set to middle. We dont wanna hit something.
(Fires gun, bullet falls out of barrel)
David: I see it works like your old airsoft gun.
Dad: Well theres also this message launcher.
(fires, goes really far)
David: I see the only thing that works isn't technology.
Dad: Lets try the bullet on high velocity.
David: Let me get the body armor.
(fires gun, goes about an inch further)
David: NOT THE GOOD DRYWALL!
Dad: Well, I guess you can duct tape a bullet to the message launcher.
David: Yeah.

4. David (quoting sign): Please drive carefully, my mommy works here. Thanks, Jimmy.
Uncle Jeff: Yeah, that Jimmy's an intelligent kid. Down a ways coming the other direction, he has a sign that says his daddy works here.