Funny Conversations in and about my Grandpa's truck.

Dad: There's so much junk in there, it's like, I sit down and up from the cushions comes this candy cane or magazine or something.

Dad: You oughta organize all that junk back there.
David: Yeah and get rid of a lot of it.
Dad: i don't know if we should throw it away because he doesn't notice anythings gone, but that ugly ornament fat cat thing. We could take down this broken air freshener. He'd say something like but it still is good. WELL IT'S ONLY GOOD FOR SO MANY FARTS DAD.

Dad: What the hell? There's agnome calendar from FREAKING 1979! WHY IS THERE A GNOME CALENDAR FROM 1979? I mean, this truck was made in 1992, so he had this calendar for 13 years before the truck was made. Then, about 13 more years until now. GOD. WHY IS IT HERE?
David: Maybe it matches this year.
Dad: It's good in the year 2006 after being made for 1979? Let's check.
David: No. The new year day is on monday.
Dad: SHIT, THIS IS GOOD NEXT YEAR. WE CAN'T GET RID OF IT NOW.

Dad: So he let me take out these broken chunks of concrete. Why were they even here?
Mom: Are you sure he agreed to that?
Dad: Yeah he actually did, but he wouldn't let me take out that huge chunk in the back.
David: How big is it?
Dad: IT'S LIKE AS BIG AS A COMPUTER! I'M LIKE HOW THE FUCK DID HE LIFT THAT THING? I CAN BARELY LIFT IT!

Good times with that truck. I'll do a week post about it thing soon when I have a little less History Day and a little more time.