You know who you are. Sittingthere with your 1 pound bag of Santitas. You're thinking, "How can life get any better?" Oh it can, believe me, it can. Just look at this picture to see how 1-upped you got. 

The actually funny sign of the day 

Hey Look, I posted during shool. I roxxorz

So when I get home today, I shall post. I can't rght now because I am in World Studies right now with Zach and Stefano. I am so roxxorz.

LINKED

Ok, I'm going to try to start/end another fad with this post like when I posted the conversation with me and keir. Sorry, but I lied when I last posted. Actually, there was an AIDS or something presentation on Wednesday and unlike last years', which basically said we could have sex whenever, but use a condom; this years' basically said not to look at the other sex because they give you an STD. I hope you have enjoyed this fad starting/ending brought to you by your favorite/only knowed dutch guy, David. These should all be valid links by the way.

OW MY EYES

Ok, so as you can see I got a new title about Dutch Ruling. It won't be around very long because the first time I saw it up, my eyes burned. I think that I developed epilepsy from it. I also am not sure if I spelled that right. Oh well. I also shouldn't post in the middle of the week because all that has happened was the first days of school, which have been uneventful and boring. That is all for now I guess.

The owner of this blog went to Maui and all he brought back was this lousy title.

I know this is a long post but there are a few good anecdotes in here so try to get through the whole thing. Take some breaks if you want.I went through about 100 titles on vacation and that one was the last one I got because it was the best. Ok so I'm going to pick up on friday the 17th. Immediately after school, my parents came to pick me up after school. I waited with Zack and Davis while they came. As they pulled in, Zack said "Hey I didn't know you had a brother." I said "Well that's my sister." That was kind of funny. Then I said adios and we took off. We stopped at my aunt's house to pick her up. After that it was a straight shot down to Portland where our plane was at. There were no good flights out of Sea-Tac. So basically there is a lot of freeway on the way and not a lot of cars, so once rush hour was over, we got going up to 70-80 mph the rest of the way. I drove by the way. My dad taught me about speed traps like the one around olympia. After we passed it, I got back up to 70+ mph. As we got closer to Portland, the winds really REALLY started kicking up. It was like 40mph or so gusts that came into the side of the car so steering got really messed up. We stopped at this place about half an hour before Vancouver, Wa to eat at this place that is kind of like Denny's. It was pretty good. After that we visited my dad's cousin and family in Vancouver and headed out to Portland. The bridge across the Columbia river had like 50+mph gusts on it so it was a little nerve wracking. We spent the night in a hotel across the street from the airport and the next morning, at 8:30, we set off for Maui. On the plane, there was this guy that looked really wierd. Later, that guy walked by me to the bathroom and I realized it wasn't a wierd looking guy, it was an ugly ugly girl. OMFG. EWWW. I almost threw up. Luckily the girls I would meet on vacation would be easier to look at. There was this group of ladies around us that turned out to be friends from school and they were going to celebrate their 50th birthdays. They looked more in their 30s or 40s but whatever. I don't think I've ever seen the flight attendants cut people off of alcohol, but there's a first time for everything. They were at least the nice kind of tipsy. The one where they dont punch people. So after that flight, we had a 3 HOUR boring layover in Honolulu. I just played a lot of video solitare. Finally, at about 4:00, we got into Maui. We got a Ford Explorer at enterprise thanks to me because we HAD to have a Ford. Now the cool thing about Maui is the Mustang to other car ratio is about 1:4. Here in Washington, its about 1:60. So along the way to Ka'anapalli, there were whales of course that people slow down on a freeway to look at. Well we can't honk because locals dont encourage that. So a 40 minute drive took an hour and 40 minutes. Once we got to the Westin Ka'anapalli resort/villas(yes that is timeshare), it was almost 6:00. We went down to whalers village and got reservations in our favorite restaurant, Leilanis. We had to wait until 7:00, which wasn't too bad. Basically, we all just looked around. Oh yeah, guess where I saw Maddy? In that David and Goliath's STUPID FACTORY. Oh crap my name is in the title. Just ignore that. So we had dinner and this good dessert that we like called Hula Pie. It has macadamia nut ice cream topped with fudge and macadamia nuts and whipped cream, sitting on an oreo cookie crust, that is in a pool of chocolate sauce. I didn't eat as much as the rest of them all did. After that, we went back and went to sleep. In my staying up late, that whole week, I learned the benefits of watching the Daily show and the Colbert report. On Sunday, we went into Lahaina to see the Banyan tree(I might post a pic of it) and later, we relaxed around the pool and the hotel and some beaches. On monday, we went to this beach up north a bit and played in some good waves. After that, we came back to get ready for our Luau. My mom was reading the description of it. It said that it was a traditional luau with no hooky lau or fire dancing. Basically they took the fun and ripped it out and then stabbed it over and over. I knew it was going to be boring. Luckily, I was wrong. For those of you that have never been to a luau, if you aren't in a group of 8 people, then you are pieced on to tables with other groups. Since we had 5 people with us, we got paired with a couple and their daughter. Talking to her made things a lot less boring. So everyone now is thinking "wait, how did David meet a hot girl and not do anything stupid?" Ok I've got the stupid part. I can't remember her name no matter how hard I try. I wouldn't really type it on a blog though if I did. All I remember is that she lives in San Jose, California, she goes to this school that is kind of a rich person one(I want to say Waldorf, but I'm not sure), she is in 8th grade, and she takes German and Spanish. And her dad's name is chip. So yeah the luau became less boring. Then they left and I was sad. On tuesday, we did more laziness until we went on a whale watching thing. It was pretty cool and the food was good. There was one awkward point when this girl my age completely lost balance and fell on me. Not like the making me fall over but just like hitting into me and grabbing me. On wednesday, we did the road to Hana. It is this day long drive around the east bulge of Maui. The road has a lot of turns so it is easy to get carsick before you get used to it. I'll mainly post pictures so that I don't have to type the names, like the black sand beach called Wai'anapanapa. There was this red sand beach we found that the guide book warned had naked people sometimes were there. This is where Sai says "let's go play melee" There of course were naked people. My aunt couldn't get there because of a hill we climbed, but she wanted to see some red sand so that was my ticket there. Me and my dad went down and checked out a bunch of the ladies and got some sand. I couldn't take a picture but I wanted to. I got one that is of bad quality though! If you want to trick your parents, go around the edge of the cliff, not up it and you can get there without seeing people before its too late. Then your parents can't stop you. Not that mine did. The rest of the day was cool too. At this mall we ate at on the way back, my mom dropped a reciept. i bent over to pick it up. As I got up, my knees went c-crunch and I went c-crap. They hurt until the next Saturday. On thursday, more laziness ensued until me and my dad went to play golf. It went well. On friday, we did more of nothing. On saturday, we came back to Honolulu, three hour layover, then a lot of fast driving home. Now I'm back I think I'll sign on AIM, eat lunch, do some homework, and if time allows, PWNER!

I Feel Sorry for you. Except for Steven, Orion, and Maddy

So I'm an uber-haxxorz and now I have the blog back for hopefully ever. This week, Zack came back and that's the only thing worth saying. On friday, I am leaving for Maui and I get back on the last day before school at night. So that means I can't do a whole lot so try to have fun without me. Or Steven and Orion, who are going to Oahu I believe. Or Maddy, who is already at Maui and will get h4xxored on the math hw. HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA. Happy Birthday Zack.

That game is so addicting

I've been playing that game for about an hour now. I'll be at school on wednesday though, so I won't be bored for much longer.
WTF though.
DJ lizard is come and kill us now? Rabbit robot are attack us all? The boxer did stolens your honey. He is the very bad?
Who the hell thinks of this stuff?

SCREW YOU DAVID

HAHAHA The blog is mine once again.
This time it won't be given back so easily.
I'VE PWNED YOU TWICE DAVID!!! TWICE!!!!
My obviously amazing haxxor skills have put your blog out of commision. AGAIN.
Have fun crying yourself to sleep. You suck.

Not so Super Bowl

Well yes, the Super Bowl is over and the refs were bad and we should have played better but now its time to stop complaining because there is no chance of them recanting all that. It's final. We will have to pwn next year in Miami. So on the 5th about all of my family in the adjacent 2 counties came to my house to watch the game. The commercials were really good and the game was.......mediocre. After all of that, we had a week of school that was boring. We had a driver's ed pretest in our car. I got 89 because I didn't scan. Samir got 81, on the verge of failing, and Alex got 79, which is failing. The instructor on the parallell park was like see Alex you're going to hit the curb, keep going. Then he hit the curb and docked Alex some points, even though he was told to keep going. On friday, Sai had a party, which turned out to be his birthday party, but he couldn't tell us so we wouldn't bring presents. I had to leaver early for the game or I would fail band. On Saturday, I went to lunch at Arbys and they changed their menu and it scared me because my favorite thing there, the big montana, became a "biggest." Then I left this open all night I guess, so I will continue to go. We went later to play indoor soccfer vs. the bombers and we pwned them with a captal 0. Needless to say, we felt very crunchy. After that, I had to go to my dad's cousin's(I think that's second cousin for me)birthday. We didn't do a lot and me and my cousins just watched underworld. Today, nothing has happened because it's only 11:00 in the morning.

OK TIME TO TAKE BACK THE BLOG

Well I did it. I got the blog back from the Zack-utch. Whatever race of evil haxorz he is. Those were a few bad days of him hacking into everything I had. Luckily I was able to prevent hack of AIM. Unfortunately, nobody could figure out how to change my hotmail password, so he got in there. I eventually figured it out. I also obviously took back the blog. So since my last post, the most important thing obviously was Keir here. It was most excellent, although I missed Valerie's party to which I wasn't invited so it didn't matter. We played some SSBM and SSB and MP7. I think it was 7 but they have too many Mario Parties. Oh wait. The date on the last post is messed up so I'm overlapping. Oh well, ok. Nothing happened until the last weekend of January. So Red was forcing me and Jacob to go to JLT, or Junior Leader Training so we can set an example for all the little kids that are going. Us both are signed up and we are the only older scouts going so if one of us bails, that other one isn't going to have much fun. Again we are both signed up. I tell Jacob when we're meeting on Saturday because he missed the meeting. Do you know what he did? He claimed he had family buisness. There is no way I can believe him because he finds an excuse to get out of everything. So thanks to him, I'm screwed with a bunch of 7th graders and Garrett, who looks even younger even though hes a freshman. Either way everyone hates him. So we paired up electrically heated cabins like the new kids from 325 and the real 853 kids. Well I had to pick one. The age of the kids in the 325 cabin was closer to mine, but I didn't want to sleep with Garrett because he sucks. I picked the 853 kids that weren't bad and we actually got to sleep on time. I was very happy to leave the next day and come back to Rome:Total War so I oculd win as the Julii. I'm starting a harder campaign now. So the semester finals were pretty easy, except I guess I ddin't do so well on a few. The 4th period World studies massively poached a bunch of 2nd period people. 2 people transfered from Boner, I mean Bonner. Spanish class went up too, by 16 people! Our class it now way too full and I don't like it because the teacher never calls on me for those stupid participation things. Well I'm going to stop now to play Rome:Total War. The moral of this post is: Don't have all of your passwords be the same.

ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US

I'm david, so these sorts of things make me sexually excited...

HAHAHAHAHA

LOL LOL LOL

Y0 I HAXXORED JOO FOOL
iM 1337 !!!!

My name is david and i suck

Well Hello everyone. I'm pleased to inform you that I hate you all. Anyone reading this is a loser. I've decided that I'm going to kill myself, with a spoon, tonight. But I know that no one will care, because I am David, and I suck.
Unfortunately all of this is untrue because I re-haxored the blog because i'm cool because I'm Dutch.

Extra Extra Extra

Ok. There is some word that I didn't copyright using this little baby: ©.
HERE IT GOES.
I copyright the phrase "So get ready for that!"©
"So get ready for that"© David Altena 2006.
there.
©©©©©©©©©

Extra Extra

I have copyrighted this phrase: So get ready for that.
(C)

I needed to post this for a while now

Ok, where did I leave off? Ah yes, december 28. Ok well that second week of break contained little starcraft and was mostly designated for homework and Xbox and history day and AOE3. Nothing very important happened. On the 30th, there was a box social of some sort regarding poker. I was of course the favorite to win, but I listened to Jake and lost. The next day, there was yet another shindig at Steven's. It was for new year's. Poker came down to me and Orion, the two most timid betters. I eventually won when we went all in each hand. So at midnight, Steven came down with silly string, which got everywhere. Oh that was good because I don't live there. So that Sunday, it was depressing because we had school the next day, which would have been easier if i didnt have to live through all the complaining. its just like get over it you cant change it dont try youre a loser. So that whole week, any free time became in use for history day. That whole weekend was history day and a DNA model. I planned to burn it to DVD on monday, but of course it couldn't work. Long story short, i wound up with my mom getting her friend to figure it out and delivering it to me about 6 minutes before everything was due. i think I was the biggest slacker next to Holly, who i guess did pro-KKK for some reason. i have enough trouble writing KKK, so in my opinion she is crazy. She even had to redo the whole thing. After history day was done, i played a lot of videogames to compensate. I played into a blur until the next weekend of the 13-16. We had a Martin Luther King Jr. day assembly but it was boring and people did some complaining who shoudnt have thats all I'll say. On the 13th, KEIR HERE. There was a big party of small proportions at Davis' house. Keir lived up to "the legend of Keir" even though I dont know what that is. He says that Me, steven, and sai were bitter dissapointments thought so that is good. That was the only I saw of Keir. On saturday, SEAHAWKS PWN THE STUPID REDSKINS 10-20. THATS WHAT THEY GET FOR INJURING A BUNCH OF OUR GUYS. Unfortunately, the Colts lost and I had wanted them to lose to the hawks in the super bowl. oh well. We played out first game of indoor soccer that day. It can be described by jake: We started too late. We lost with 0 to upwards of 20 I'm sure. It was a terrible game. I also beat age of empires 3 and got addicted to rome total war. Thats about it for now so im going to satisfy my addiction.

In order from top to bottom, it is title, name, senior division, type of product ie documentary 

Funny Conversations in and about my Grandpa's truck.

Dad: There's so much junk in there, it's like, I sit down and up from the cushions comes this candy cane or magazine or something.

Dad: You oughta organize all that junk back there.
David: Yeah and get rid of a lot of it.
Dad: i don't know if we should throw it away because he doesn't notice anythings gone, but that ugly ornament fat cat thing. We could take down this broken air freshener. He'd say something like but it still is good. WELL IT'S ONLY GOOD FOR SO MANY FARTS DAD.

Dad: What the hell? There's agnome calendar from FREAKING 1979! WHY IS THERE A GNOME CALENDAR FROM 1979? I mean, this truck was made in 1992, so he had this calendar for 13 years before the truck was made. Then, about 13 more years until now. GOD. WHY IS IT HERE?
David: Maybe it matches this year.
Dad: It's good in the year 2006 after being made for 1979? Let's check.
David: No. The new year day is on monday.
Dad: SHIT, THIS IS GOOD NEXT YEAR. WE CAN'T GET RID OF IT NOW.

Dad: So he let me take out these broken chunks of concrete. Why were they even here?
Mom: Are you sure he agreed to that?
Dad: Yeah he actually did, but he wouldn't let me take out that huge chunk in the back.
David: How big is it?
Dad: IT'S LIKE AS BIG AS A COMPUTER! I'M LIKE HOW THE FUCK DID HE LIFT THAT THING? I CAN BARELY LIFT IT!

Good times with that truck. I'll do a week post about it thing soon when I have a little less History Day and a little more time.

I dont know why I kept this conversation but if you want to read it its your life.

This is a typical conversation between me and keir
brittlebrit187 (4:35:38 PM): I know you’ve done your history day project and is about to play some sc
RunningInSquare3 (4:36:04 PM): I know I guess I could play some cuz history day aint goin anywhere
brittlebrit187 (4:36:19 PM): rally the clan!
RunningInSquare3 (4:36:28 PM): WERE THE ONLY ONEW!
RunningInSquare3 (4:36:34 PM): I can’t rally
brittlebrit187 (4:36:38 PM): awwww
brittlebrit187 (4:36:43 PM): what about when others get back?
RunningInSquare3 (4:36:50 PM): maybe
RunningInSquare3 (4:36:54 PM): I have to go around 6
brittlebrit187 (4:37:20 PM): around six?
brittlebrit187 (4:37:26 PM): YOU HAVE TO GO AROUND STARCRAFT!
RunningInSquare3 (4:37:38 PM): near the end
RunningInSquare3 (4:37:49 PM): brittlebrit187: 6. starcraft
A time of day. Can be anywhere between 7 PM and 3 AM.
RunningInSquare3 (4:38:00 PM): oh ur right
brittlebrit187 (4:38:01 PM): actually
brittlebrit187 (4:38:07 PM): it can be between going in both directions
brittlebrit187 (4:38:23 PM): and its 7:38 here
RunningInSquare3 (4:38:28 PM): anywhere between 12AM and 11:59PM

brittlebrit187 (4:38:29 PM): im gonna be in a new year before you
brittlebrit187 (4:38:34 PM): HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
RunningInSquare3 (4:38:34 PM): yeah
RunningInSquare3 (4:38:52 PM): well the Dutch will beat u
brittlebrit187 (4:39:02 PM): not if I zergling rush them
RunningInSquare3 (4:39:07 PM): no that’s Denmark
brittlebrit187 (4:39:13 PM): no
brittlebrit187 (4:39:22 PM): I will zergling rush them FROM Denmark
RunningInSquare3 (4:39:25 PM): the Dutch would shoot ur zerglings down with their goliaths
brittlebrit187 (4:39:26 PM): like I did Germany
brittlebrit187 (4:39:34 PM): the Dutch don’t have goliaths
RunningInSquare3 (4:39:38 PM): ur right
brittlebrit187 (4:39:39 PM): I send you some things the Dutch do have
RunningInSquare3 (4:39:42 PM): they have spider mines
brittlebrit187 (4:39:48 PM): cus u obviously don’t know shit about their military
RunningInSquare3 (4:39:56 PM): they have a good sized navy
brittlebrit187 (4:40:15 PM): they had
RunningInSquare3 (4:40:20 PM): wtf?
brittlebrit187 (4:40:22 PM): just cus britain had a civil war
RunningInSquare3 (4:40:24 PM): ythey lost it?
brittlebrit187 (4:40:27 PM): and france has no penis
RunningInSquare3 (4:40:29 PM): fucking Dutch
RunningInSquare3 (4:40:33 PM): fucking french
RunningInSquare3 (4:40:35 PM): no
RunningInSquare3 (4:40:38 PM): france has no balls
RunningInSquare3 (4:40:50 PM): they also have no power steering
RunningInSquare3 (4:41:10 PM): KILL THE FRENCH
RunningInSquare3 (4:41:15 PM): unless ur french
RunningInSquare3 (4:41:19 PM): then we will spare u
brittlebrit187 (4:41:30 PM): some people call me frency frencherton
RunningInSquare3 (4:41:33 PM): or r u full british
brittlebrit187 (4:41:35 PM): cus I have a frenchish last name
RunningInSquare3 (4:41:44 PM): well I have a Dutch last name
RunningInSquare3 (4:41:48 PM): theres no ish I guess
RunningInSquare3 (4:42:00 PM): my moms maiden name was irishish
RunningInSquare3 (4:42:51 PM): brittlebrit187 (4:39:39 PM): I send you soem things the Dutch do have
RunningInSquare3 (4:42:51 PM): ?
brittlebrit187 (4:43:08 PM): YPR 765 PRI Anti-Air Unit: This unit consists of a YPR 765 vehicle mounted with anti-aircraft guns. It is good against enemy planes and helicopters.
brittlebrit187 (4:43:14 PM): M109A2 Self-Propelled Artillery Unit: The M109A2 is a self-propelled armored vehicle carrying a long-range howitzer. Artillery is designed for long range bombardments in support of ground assaults and are vulnerable to direct attack
RunningInSquare3 (4:43:27 PM): wow
brittlebrit187 (4:43:28 PM): F-16A Falcon Fighter Unit: The F-16C is a small interceptor. The F-16 doesnt have the range or RADAR of the bigger F-15C but it is fast and maneuverable. The F-16C is good against all aircraft
brittlebrit187 (4:43:34 PM): C-130H Air Transport Unit: This is a solid transport unit that can transport many types of troops into battle. While durable, it has no defenses against enemy fire and should be escorted.
brittlebrit187 (4:43:42 PM): AS352U2 'Cougar' Assault Transport Helicopter Unit: The AS352U2 is a good assault helicopter that carries machine guns on the side doors in addition to optional rocket pods. It can carry Para Infantry Units into battle.
RunningInSquare3 (4:43:50 PM): yeah
brittlebrit187 (4:43:52 PM): De Zeven Provicien' Class Destroyer: This is the latest and greatest Dutch destroyer. It carries excellent anti-air weapons and also carries good anti-ship weapons
brittlebrit187 (4:43:59 PM): 'Kortenaer' Class Frigate: This is the Netherland's oldest frigate, but it is still effective. It carries good all-around weapons.
RunningInSquare3 (4:43:59 PM): YAYAYAYAY
brittlebrit187 (4:44:06 PM): Walrus' Class Diesel Powered Attack Submarine: This is a superb Dutch submarine, even for a diesel powered submarine. It carries torpedoes and Harpoon missiles for use against enemy ships and submarines.
RunningInSquare3 (4:44:08 PM): there we go
RunningInSquare3 (4:44:13 PM): the older it is the better it is
RunningInSquare3 (4:44:18 PM): I suppose thats not goof
RunningInSquare3 (4:44:44 PM): yeah probably not a good sign
RunningInSquare3 (4:45:01 PM): well you see we have no need for war because everyone likes us so we dont need to fight
brittlebrit187 (4:45:06 PM): most military stuff in non american countries is old
RunningInSquare3 (4:45:11 PM): yeah
RunningInSquare3 (4:45:18 PM): like russia
brittlebrit187 (4:45:25 PM): russia likes you?
RunningInSquare3 (4:45:28 PM): or yugoslavia and czech repub
RunningInSquare3 (4:45:32 PM): no
RunningInSquare3 (4:45:37 PM): they have old crap
RunningInSquare3 (4:45:41 PM): from soviet union
RunningInSquare3 (4:45:49 PM): they just paint their flag over it
RunningInSquare3 (4:46:03 PM): and north korea
RunningInSquare3 (4:46:12 PM): they blow all their money on nukes
RunningInSquare3 (4:46:16 PM): then we launch one nuke
RunningInSquare3 (4:46:20 PM): and they all blow up
RunningInSquare3 (4:46:22 PM): chain reaction
RunningInSquare3 (4:46:26 PM): no more north korea
RunningInSquare3 (4:46:40 PM): they must pay ppl to house nukes cuz they have so many
brittlebrit187 (4:46:46 PM): are you roman catholic?
RunningInSquare3 (4:46:51 PM): I can see them sitting down to dinner with it
RunningInSquare3 (4:46:52 PM): yes
RunningInSquare3 (4:47:06 PM): y am I not seeming like it?
brittlebrit187 (4:47:11 PM): 31% of dutchies are
RunningInSquare3 (4:47:13 PM): yeah
RunningInSquare3 (4:47:18 PM): the rest are quakers
RunningInSquare3 (4:47:25 PM): damn quakers
RunningInSquare3 (4:47:29 PM): wait nvm
brittlebrit187 (4:47:30 PM): but the netherlands is perhaps one of the worlds most tolerant countries
brittlebrit187 (4:47:34 PM): not quakers
brittlebrit187 (4:47:36 PM): you idiot
brittlebrit187 (4:47:40 PM): they dont even register
RunningInSquare3 (4:47:40 PM): yeah
brittlebrit187 (4:47:44 PM): 41% are atheist
RunningInSquare3 (4:47:47 PM): thats y I said nvm
brittlebrit187 (4:47:49 PM): because athist are cool
RunningInSquare3 (4:47:58 PM): well im half aethist
RunningInSquare3 (4:48:04 PM): actually im half lutheran
brittlebrit187 (4:48:04 PM): lol
RunningInSquare3 (4:48:13 PM): but its in the sense that I dont go to church
brittlebrit187 (4:48:28 PM): still belive in the big G and all?
RunningInSquare3 (4:48:33 PM): that part of me is aetheaistic
RunningInSquare3 (4:48:36 PM): yeah
RunningInSquare3 (4:48:50 PM): yeah
RunningInSquare3 (4:48:52 PM): and jesus
RunningInSquare3 (4:48:58 PM): but I prefer hes in the left hand
RunningInSquare3 (4:49:05 PM): because left is sooooo much better
RunningInSquare3 (4:49:12 PM): I cant belive he sits in the right hand
RunningInSquare3 (4:49:26 PM): or maybe since god has jesus' ass in that hand
RunningInSquare3 (4:49:31 PM): maybe he is left handed?
RunningInSquare3 (4:49:38 PM): COULD GOD BE LEFT HANDED?
RunningInSquare3 (4:49:39 PM): OMFG
RunningInSquare3 (4:49:43 PM): I MEAN OMF
RunningInSquare3 (4:50:13 PM): we have some interesting conversations
brittlebrit187 (4:50:20 PM): yes
RunningInSquare3 (4:50:23 PM): from sc to the Dutch army to religion
brittlebrit187 (4:50:25 PM): im researchign the netherlands
RunningInSquare3 (4:50:28 PM): lol
brittlebrit187 (4:50:35 PM): so I can make intriguing and thought provoking comments about it
RunningInSquare3 (4:50:39 PM): u should research our soccer pwning
brittlebrit187 (4:50:40 PM): and you wont knwo what im talking about
RunningInSquare3 (4:50:46 PM): no I likely wont
RunningInSquare3 (4:50:51 PM): I will know a few things
brittlebrit187 (4:50:55 PM): you only know about their soccer due to me!
RunningInSquare3 (4:50:59 PM): I know
RunningInSquare3 (4:51:11 PM): thats not what I consider might know about
RunningInSquare3 (4:51:29 PM): I have trouble figuring out when their games are and what channel they are on
brittlebrit187 (4:51:40 PM): usually they aint on tv
RunningInSquare3 (4:51:44 PM): nnnnnoooooooooooooooo
brittlebrit187 (4:51:47 PM): so...how about that Dutch merchant marine?
brittlebrit187 (4:51:50 PM): 558 ships!
RunningInSquare3 (4:51:54 PM): whoa
RunningInSquare3 (4:52:01 PM): my grandpa was a merchant marine
RunningInSquare3 (4:52:04 PM): for america
brittlebrit187 (4:52:06 PM): only 14 are actually bulk carriers though
RunningInSquare3 (4:52:07 PM): but he was Dutch
RunningInSquare3 (4:52:24 PM): he must not have died bcuz of the dutchness in him
RunningInSquare3 (4:52:34 PM): those Uboats couldnt hit his thing
RunningInSquare3 (4:52:47 PM): they could hit the boats around him but not his thing
brittlebrit187 (4:52:55 PM): Dutch didnt do very good against the germans either
brittlebrit187 (4:53:00 PM): it was over in three days or so
RunningInSquare3 (4:53:03 PM): no they did not
RunningInSquare3 (4:53:07 PM): I knew about that
brittlebrit187 (4:53:10 PM): cus they were all like
brittlebrit187 (4:53:16 PM): "we have fortress holand"
brittlebrit187 (4:53:20 PM): "we will win"
brittlebrit187 (4:53:23 PM): but they didnt
RunningInSquare3 (4:53:24 PM): then
RunningInSquare3 (4:53:26 PM): oh crap
RunningInSquare3 (4:53:30 PM): u came in over land?
RunningInSquare3 (4:53:37 PM): damn that screws us up
RunningInSquare3 (4:53:46 PM): cuz we could torpedo water for a while
RunningInSquare3 (4:53:50 PM): but no
RunningInSquare3 (4:53:54 PM): they walk over the hills
RunningInSquare3 (4:53:58 PM): then go crazy
RunningInSquare3 (4:54:13 PM): like when steven put a bunch of lings in my base then unallied me
RunningInSquare3 (4:54:24 PM): and I died fast
brittlebrit187 (4:54:45 PM): hills?
brittlebrit187 (4:54:48 PM): surely you jest!
RunningInSquare3 (4:54:53 PM): yeah
RunningInSquare3 (4:54:59 PM): I meant it metaphorically
brittlebrit187 (4:55:00 PM): sure, a few hills in the south east
brittlebrit187 (4:55:08 PM): ohhhh
brittlebrit187 (4:55:11 PM): metaphorically
brittlebrit187 (4:55:12 PM): right
RunningInSquare3 (4:55:12 PM): but NW is almost underwater
RunningInSquare3 (4:55:20 PM): no I know the layout of the country
brittlebrit187 (4:55:24 PM): the higest point is only 322 m tall
RunningInSquare3 (4:55:29 PM): yea
brittlebrit187 (4:55:31 PM): well sure
RunningInSquare3 (4:55:33 PM): it goes like this
brittlebrit187 (4:55:38 PM): abotu 1/3rd of it is reclaimed from the water
RunningInSquare3 (4:55:42 PM): yeah
brittlebrit187 (4:55:46 PM): cus they were to scared to invade france or anything
RunningInSquare3 (4:55:53 PM): like on a map its where purple is underwater
brittlebrit187 (4:55:55 PM): so they were like...how do we get more land???
RunningInSquare3 (4:56:01 PM): a lot of the country is purple
brittlebrit187 (4:56:01 PM): oh...lets fight the sea!
RunningInSquare3 (4:56:09 PM): FIGHT INATIMATE OBJECTS
RunningInSquare3 (4:56:11 PM): WE WILL WIN
brittlebrit187 (4:56:15 PM): well
brittlebrit187 (4:56:19 PM): the sea is actually animate
RunningInSquare3 (4:56:20 PM): we were still afraid france would crusade
brittlebrit187 (4:56:25 PM): due to the pull of the moon
brittlebrit187 (4:56:30 PM): earth circular roatation
brittlebrit187 (4:56:34 PM): and ocean winds
RunningInSquare3 (4:56:37 PM): wait y didnt we conquer belgium
RunningInSquare3 (4:56:41 PM): just think
RunningInSquare3 (4:56:44 PM): Dutch chocolate
brittlebrit187 (4:56:45 PM): as well as disturbances called by marine life
RunningInSquare3 (4:56:48 PM): best in the world
brittlebrit187 (4:56:50 PM): well
brittlebrit187 (4:57:00 PM): you did have a sort of war with a sort of belgium
RunningInSquare3 (4:57:01 PM): if only we took over belgium
RunningInSquare3 (4:57:08 PM): in ww1?
brittlebrit187 (4:57:12 PM): you should hgave invaded when the austrians held poland
brittlebrit187 (4:57:20 PM): but then prussia showed up and it was too late
brittlebrit187 (4:57:24 PM): Prussia messed you up bad
RunningInSquare3 (4:57:35 PM): grrr prussia
brittlebrit187 (4:57:37 PM): you held your own against france and spain though
RunningInSquare3 (4:57:40 PM): well
brittlebrit187 (4:57:42 PM): so for that I must give you kudos
RunningInSquare3 (4:57:46 PM): france is the queer place
RunningInSquare3 (4:57:52 PM): and spain cant speak english
RunningInSquare3 (4:58:03 PM): so we were bound to win
brittlebrit187 (4:58:08 PM): well
RunningInSquare3 (4:58:10 PM): cuz all the spanish are frozen on a horse
brittlebrit187 (4:58:16 PM): they did have you conqured for 100 years or so
RunningInSquare3 (4:58:23 PM): but we will overlook that
RunningInSquare3 (4:58:25 PM): ...
RunningInSquare3 (4:58:42 PM): but we wouldnt want to get owned by france
RunningInSquare3 (4:58:48 PM): at least spain has culture
brittlebrit187 (4:58:51 PM): I guess you had never been a country
brittlebrit187 (4:58:54 PM): you were jsut one of spain little bitches
RunningInSquare3 (4:58:58 PM): yeah
brittlebrit187 (4:59:04 PM): then this dude....william of orange
brittlebrit187 (4:59:07 PM): u heard of him?
RunningInSquare3 (4:59:10 PM): no
RunningInSquare3 (4:59:32 PM): what do they teach u in ur school?
RunningInSquare3 (4:59:35 PM): I want to learn this
brittlebrit187 (4:59:47 PM): =-O
RunningInSquare3 (4:59:47 PM): but nooo we have to learn about "ancient rome"
RunningInSquare3 (4:59:54 PM): pshhh
brittlebrit187 (4:59:57 PM): which has no relevance on modern history at all
brittlebrit187 (5:00:01 PM): I hate fuckign rome
RunningInSquare3 (5:00:01 PM): I know
RunningInSquare3 (5:00:09 PM): im glad they got conquered
brittlebrit187 (5:00:10 PM): and I bet you learn about ancient egypt
brittlebrit187 (5:00:13 PM): and mesopotamia
RunningInSquare3 (5:00:15 PM): yup
RunningInSquare3 (5:00:18 PM): and greece
brittlebrit187 (5:00:18 PM): which doesnt matter
brittlebrit187 (5:00:27 PM): greece doesnt matter
RunningInSquare3 (5:00:32 PM): we learn about western europe
RunningInSquare3 (5:00:39 PM): just the history around there
RunningInSquare3 (5:00:44 PM): so unimportant
RunningInSquare3 (5:00:54 PM): maybe we will get into the good stuff later
brittlebrit187 (5:00:59 PM): hopefully
RunningInSquare3 (5:01:02 PM): I mean its not like we end with the renaissance
brittlebrit187 (5:01:05 PM): we have learnt ALOT about the netherlands this year
RunningInSquare3 (5:01:07 PM): wed better not
brittlebrit187 (5:01:19 PM): did you know a Dutch guy kinda sorta became the english king
RunningInSquare3 (5:01:20 PM): but wed better learn about netherlands
RunningInSquare3 (5:01:26 PM): no
brittlebrit187 (5:01:28 PM): we learnt a bunch
RunningInSquare3 (5:01:29 PM): which one
brittlebrit187 (5:01:34 PM): one of the oranges
RunningInSquare3 (5:01:37 PM): oh
brittlebrit187 (5:01:40 PM): his wife was english and became queen
RunningInSquare3 (5:01:42 PM): william of orange?
brittlebrit187 (5:01:46 PM): maybe
RunningInSquare3 (5:01:49 PM): was a Dutch king?
brittlebrit187 (5:01:53 PM): william of orange the fourth or somethign
RunningInSquare3 (5:01:58 PM): oh
brittlebrit187 (5:01:59 PM): the Dutch havnt had kings yet
RunningInSquare3 (5:02:06 PM): dang
brittlebrit187 (5:02:06 PM): they have had powerful nobles and merchants
RunningInSquare3 (5:02:11 PM): what are they
RunningInSquare3 (5:02:24 PM): arent they like between aristocracy and democracy somewhere
RunningInSquare3 (5:03:02 PM): I remember I read it somewhere
RunningInSquare3 (5:03:11 PM): I also read that they used the Dutch dollar
RunningInSquare3 (5:03:22 PM): but I thought they switched to euro fairly recently
brittlebrit187 (5:03:32 PM): I think they have
brittlebrit187 (5:03:33 PM): ill see
RunningInSquare3 (5:03:35 PM): I also remember the book was from like 2000
brittlebrit187 (5:04:07 PM): 23 January 1579 (the northern provinces of the Low Countries conclude the Union of Utrecht breaking with Spain; it was not until 1648 that Spain recognized their independence)
RunningInSquare3 (5:04:36 PM): stupid spain
RunningInSquare3 (5:04:44 PM): they cant recognize us for 100 years?
RunningInSquare3 (5:04:54 PM): like suddenly oh what the hell is that?
brittlebrit187 (5:04:57 PM): yep euro
RunningInSquare3 (5:04:59 PM): I believe thats holland
RunningInSquare3 (5:05:02 PM): ok I thought so
brittlebrit187 (5:05:08 PM): lol
brittlebrit187 (5:05:18 PM): spain had its head too far up its ass to notice
brittlebrit187 (5:05:22 PM): you were very important to it
brittlebrit187 (5:05:25 PM): you were a rich place
RunningInSquare3 (5:05:27 PM): yeah
RunningInSquare3 (5:05:29 PM): indeed
brittlebrit187 (5:05:31 PM): the funny thing is
RunningInSquare3 (5:05:36 PM): we wanted to own the swiss
brittlebrit187 (5:05:36 PM): spain couldnt get any troops to you
RunningInSquare3 (5:05:47 PM): well screw you spain
brittlebrit187 (5:05:48 PM): cus you and britain had a navy
brittlebrit187 (5:05:51 PM): it didnt like france
RunningInSquare3 (5:05:54 PM): yay
RunningInSquare3 (5:05:56 PM): I like spain
brittlebrit187 (5:05:57 PM): it tried to send troops north from italy
brittlebrit187 (5:06:00 PM): but that didnt work
RunningInSquare3 (5:06:13 PM): oh yeah they have to go through france anywhere
brittlebrit187 (5:06:22 PM): there was a tiem in the world when EVERY COUNTRY IN EUROPE was allied against the french
brittlebrit187 (5:06:25 PM): EVERY SINGLE ONE!
brittlebrit187 (5:06:28 PM): twice actually
RunningInSquare3 (5:06:28 PM): we should have gotten belgium to help us and spain pwn france
brittlebrit187 (5:06:39 PM): belgium sucks
RunningInSquare3 (5:06:47 PM): they were the distraction
brittlebrit187 (5:06:51 PM): I have always condered the Dutch FAR supirior to the belgium
brittlebrit187 (5:06:53 PM): s
brittlebrit187 (5:06:59 PM): belgium doesnt even have its own language
RunningInSquare3 (5:07:05 PM): yeah
brittlebrit187 (5:07:14 PM): if you dont have your own language, you dont deserve to exist as a country
RunningInSquare3 (5:07:14 PM): they speak like english and Dutch I think
brittlebrit187 (5:07:21 PM): silly davis
RunningInSquare3 (5:07:28 PM): I know one of the languages is Dutch there
brittlebrit187 (5:07:31 PM): Dutch (official), Frisian (official)
RunningInSquare3 (5:07:50 PM): russia (official)
RunningInSquare3 (5:07:52 PM): so wait
RunningInSquare3 (5:08:01 PM): AMERICA ISNT OFFICIAL
RunningInSquare3 (5:08:06 PM): WE COPIED ENGLAND
RunningInSquare3 (5:08:31 PM): aa dont tell any republicans that
RunningInSquare3 (5:08:36 PM): they might gang beat ut
brittlebrit187 (5:08:46 PM): well....
brittlebrit187 (5:08:51 PM): america has to count
brittlebrit187 (5:08:56 PM): because they speak english so wrong
RunningInSquare3 (5:09:11 PM): I heard some brits call it "bubble gum english"
RunningInSquare3 (5:09:23 PM): but ur "accents" are cooler
brittlebrit187 (5:09:28 PM): and sexier
RunningInSquare3 (5:09:30 PM): and I guess its us that have accents
RunningInSquare3 (5:09:31 PM): YES
RunningInSquare3 (5:09:34 PM): SOOOO SECXIER
brittlebrit187 (5:09:43 PM): for sure
brittlebrit187 (5:09:56 PM): there are some girls who have seriously been turned on by my accent
brittlebrit187 (5:10:00 PM): but then they get to know me
brittlebrit187 (5:10:04 PM): and there it all goes away
RunningInSquare3 (5:10:24 PM): I wouldnt doubt that
RunningInSquare3 (5:10:26 PM): and Dutch accents are like commanding girls to sleep with you or u will kill them
brittlebrit187 (5:10:38 PM): no its like
brittlebrit187 (5:10:43 PM): auustins faja
RunningInSquare3 (5:10:51 PM): well
brittlebrit187 (5:10:54 PM): im froom holan iznt dat vierd????
RunningInSquare3 (5:10:58 PM): that movie was very inacurate
RunningInSquare3 (5:11:10 PM): .....
brittlebrit187 (5:11:12 PM): "its ont the size that matters, its how you use it:
brittlebrit187 (5:11:16 PM): was that innacurate?
RunningInSquare3 (5:11:19 PM): no
brittlebrit187 (5:11:20 PM): WAS IT?
RunningInSquare3 (5:11:23 PM): no sir
RunningInSquare3 (5:11:33 PM): I see your point
brittlebrit187 (5:11:44 PM): was that michale craine?
RunningInSquare3 (5:11:51 PM): who?
RunningInSquare3 (5:12:03 PM): austin powers fashha?
brittlebrit187 (5:12:20 PM): faja I say
RunningInSquare3 (5:12:42 PM): I think michael craine was the faja
brittlebrit187 (5:12:51 PM): yeah
brittlebrit187 (5:13:02 PM): ive seen him in moveis two night in a row
brittlebrit187 (5:13:03 PM): STEVEN
brittlebrit187 (5:13:04 PM): IS
brittlebrit187 (5:13:06 PM): HERE
brittlebrit187 (5:13:07 PM): YAYYYYYYYYYY
RunningInSquare3 (5:13:09 PM): STEVEN
RunningInSquare3 (5:13:52 PM): yes michael craine was indeed the faja
brittlebrit187 (5:14:02 PM): he is very funny
RunningInSquare3 (5:14:05 PM): indeed
RunningInSquare3 (5:14:15 PM): your spy cahs a mini?
RunningInSquare3 (5:14:31 PM): its not the size mates its how u use it that matters
brittlebrit187 (5:14:48 PM): SKYPE IT UP TO THE MAX BITCH@, AND THEN AGAIN
RunningInSquare3 (5:14:52 PM): OK