Only n00bs don't use their computers for micromanagement. 

I am a Gangster and Grr I am mad

Well, on wednesday, I did a whole lot of nothing. Thursday same thing. On friday, it was so easy because we had this test in biology, then a movie in spanish, then a sub in math who's father-in-law turned out to be Colonel Rimfire from Camp Black Mountain. She didn't really force us to do our work either and that was nice. So on friday I had to go help out my grandparents around their house again. Today, I was happy because I was getting out of a play(acting for those of you like Steven) when Steven gets in trouble. No party, then there was a party. Then he realized that nobody had said yes, so no party and now I have to go to a play. The moral of the story? WHEN SOMEONE SAYS THEY HAVE A PARTY, GIVE THEM A YES OR NO. Duhxorz. Next weekend there might be a party for real. If it involves poker it won't be here. There would be no buy in at least. If people want a buy in then it will be somewhere else. If it doesn't happen, then whatever. Thats it for now.

Moral of the story? Don't piss Steven off 

I feel like Pwning N00bs

Let me see where I last posted. Ok back before the WASL. Well that week started out good and I started studying for the Africa test and getting back into SCing after school. I missed that a lot. On tuesday, we took the first half of the math WASL, which was incredibly easy. All I can say about that test was "would you like to donate a statue to our school fundraiser?" After that, nothing really happened. On wednesday, I did more studying during the second half of the math WASL. The second half was easier than the half where we could use our calculators. After that, more nothing. On thursday, we had the science WASL, which we didnt have to pass. Jake took longer to get out of the Africa test, while I finished in 20 minutes to study. I had to take the test and I wound up getting 34/36, an A, but not as good as I wanted. 10 hours of studying and i missed 2 points. Oh well I guess. On friday, we did the last part of the WASL and now I will never have to do it again. That is unless somehow my test gets confused with someone elses and I fail. On saturday, I got up in the morning to go to Matt Hall's eagle project. It was cool because me and Davis got to spray paint fish and dont pollute signs on the ground. We also came up with an idea to do a show like pure pwnage with our clan because we are so roxxorz. Later that day, I went to Reid's eagle ceremoney, which was really fancy. His grandma, whenever people would look at her if something had been said about her, she would yell "WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR!" During the pledge, my mom said she heard her say "I CAN'T SEE THROUGH HER HEAD!" The next morning, I had to get up around 6 to leave for Richland(tri-cities(eastern washington)). My cousin was having a first communion. On the way to Richland, we noticed a sign saying 74 miles to Richland. I noticed I had 69 in the tank. Dad said just regulate speed with the accelorator. By the next sign, the distance was 63 and I had 60. At the sign after that, the distance was 43 and I had 42. The sign after that, I was 5 gallons up. We rolled into Richland with 8 gallons extra. I definately used up some micro pulling that stunt. So I had to go to church which was boring. After that, there was a party that was also not really exciting. After that, we left and rolled into our house at about 9:30. Then I had to do all my homework, so i didn't get to sleep until around 11 and I didnt get my 8 hours of sleep so I was cranky. On monday, we had our first scout meeting with the 13 new kids. 13 eleven year olds running around and screaming. I lost my voice trying to yell over them the whole time. Dave didnt help either because he was being a retard as usual. On tuesday, I didnt do that much. Whatever.

The door to my room has been getting bad lately. About a year ago, it became that once in a while, I would have to turn the knob twice to open the door. That became I had to do that every time. That became sometimes(rarely) I would have to use a coathanger to hook the latch so that I could pull it to the open position and the door would open. That recently became that I had to do that every time I wanted to open my door. The other day, I couldn't get it to move with a coathanger and I realized I was stuck in my room. I wound up having to take the door off its hinges, leaning it against the wall, and exiting my room. I need a new doorknob system. 

Yeah, you like that? Yeah how about that other way? I am the pwnage, bitches! 

I needed to do a recent imitation of Reece Burum. That hat he wears is so dumb that I couldn't help but notice I had a similar one. 

This is how pwnerers study Africa. Lay out notecards, Africa style. 

OH MY BUG. Thank goodness I had this globe from my Grandpa. It helped me so much! 

And it's hard to tell, but Korea is one country! 

And the Union of Soviet Social Republics still exists too! 

Look, I had no idea Africa could be so easy to memorize. The French own all that blue stuff in Africa! 

I bet the guys that made this sound system had a good laugh 

The mustang wasn't silver and it didn't come out well, but the mustang on the grill was like a flame color. 

There was this pr0 mustang in the parking garage. 

This was the view out of our hotel. If we had been on the other side, there would be no strip at all. We were the south end. 

PLASMA SCREEN TV'S suck 

Our bathtub was like some kind of fountain in the middle of a long side. Ooh fancy. 

The Wynn is a sexy hotel 

I finished making the website. Awwww, the wizard wants to hug me. 

Look at what "The Man," who I guess is a woman, is trying to do! 

Don't you love getting knighted when you try to make a website? 

Believe it or not, the word verification turned out to be cjqch. 

A Virgin Vodka Martini Shaken, not stirred

I asked for one in Vegas and the waiter was like, so you want me to shake some crushed ice? Then dad said I should order something real meaning shut up and get a real drink. Vegas was cool, especially since I lost 5 pounds from all the walking and pushing my 82 year old grandma around in a wheelchair and despite all the eating. On Wednesday, we had an hour delay because our pilot doesn't know basic gallon to pounds conversion and he can't allign mirrors, so we got into Vegas an hour late and had to go straight to the new Wynn hotel, which was really nice looking to see this Le Reve show. It was like a Cirque du Soleil kind of thing meaning it was acrobats and junk diving into water all cool-like. There were the four suit comic relief guys too that were boring and at one point we had to see them in G-strings, very un fun that was. At one point there were these guys like breakdancing in skirts and this one guy comes out to join them for his solo. I noticed this guy was wierd because he wasn't crazyily muscly like every other guy and he had manboobs flopping everywhere. Then I realized that that was a topless lady breakdancing. About all I had to say was "Well I didn't see that one coming." On Thursday, we ate at this buffet called Pharao's Pheast in Luxor that is really good. Then we went swimming for a long time. Then me and my dad took my mom and sister and aunt and grandma to their Celine Dion concert, which was the reason we went, so grandma could see Celine Dion. Me and my dad went over to the Flamingo hotel to see Second City, which is the show that inspired Saturday Night Live. It was pretty much SNL, but they swear. A lot. It was really good and we just went back to the hotel after that. By the way, don't stay at Mandalay Bay because it is on the southernmost point of the strip and it was annoying. Despite being a nice hotel. We like the areas around Paris, Bellagio, and those near the middle. They are better. So on Friday, we hung out again and saw the M&M and Coke stores and I got a Coke clock for the computer room I spend all my time in (this room I'm in now). Later in the day, we all went to see this show at the Wynn that was supposed to be really good called Avenue Q. It was a musical comedy from Broadway that talks about and makes fun of things like gay people, internet porn, and things like that. It was so funny. If you get the chance to see it you definately should. On saturday, we ate at this place called Red, White and Blue, which reeked of fish and the food was bad. After that, our flight out to Seattle had a 15 minute delay getting started, but we got a good tailwind and got in 15 minutes early. That night, I caught up with Survivor and Amazing Race, then Steven and I played Starcraft until midnight, when we were joined by Peter, then we played until 1. I did at least they might have gone longer. Ok, now Steven just signed on and I want to play SC, but I need to practice my horn first so I'll do that then SC. I will get pictures up too.

I AM TEH PWNERER. NOT LIKE YOU STUPID TEH FPS WIERDOS.

Yeah I am teh pwnerer as well as Steven and Keir too I guess because we have played much SC and watched much Pure Pwnage episodes. On monday, I woke up and was like what the bug? I hate monday. Then it was early dismissal so it was semi happy. Mr. Harshman also got mad at Davis, Orion, and I for putting Steven in our room on the list, thereby defying his ultimate authority. I actually felt sorry for Harshman because I know what it is like to have some punk disrespect your ultimate authority, cough dave cough. So anyway, the scout meeting went well too, not that I care. I mean, I...um...do. Tuesday was funny. In band, despite Harshman's ultimate authority, he decided to sympathize with why we wanted Steven in our room, and he let Steven stay with us so Vitoria will be pwnage, except for Jack being gone. I figure I need to bring a camera this yeah since Jack brought his last year and he is gone. So on Wednesday, I really didn't do a whole lot of anything. On thursday, I didn't do a whole lot of anything again, except I brought my horn home for the first time since school started this year. We actually are going to buy it off because we are so close at Kenelly Keys, that it is good to just pay off the last 200 dollars instead of renting longer. So we took it to the main store to take advantage of the insurance we bought to fix my horn up a bunch. It doesn't have dents anymore and THE KEYS DONT COME UNDONE OMFB YAY! So I got it back late friday and I figured I would start the practicing on Saturday. Well, just my luck, I wake up Saturday with a sore throat. Anyway, I played SC with Steven and Keir mostly until today. I finally did get to practice my horn too and watch pure pwnage. I'm down to just a cold now. Unfortunately, I have been so sick, that I haven't left my house since I went to see "Lucky Number Slevin" on Friday, which actually didn't suck as much as I thought it would. It was cool. So yeah I am missing all this good weather due to sickness. Oh well, tomorrow at this time, I will be flying over either Oregon or Northwest Nevada. In about 27 hours from now, I'll be in Vegas. My grandma as a birthday present gets to see Celine Deon, while me and my dad do whatever. Some people have asked why I would go to Vegas because I can't do anything there. Well, all I can say is there is going to be some warm weather and it's better than not leaving my house all break which I do not want to do. That's all for now anyway. I'll give y'all a post after Vegas.

BREAKING NEWS (BEEPING SOUND)

The superintendent, Dr. James Welsh, no longer is employed in the shoreline school district. Likely due to the FINANCIAL PROBLEMS (OVER 2 MILLION DOLLARS IN DEBT).We are going live with our correspondent at the Shoreline Center as this story develops.
Jimmafer:
Board places superintendent on administrative leave


Following an executive session on April 3, 2006, the Shoreline Public Schools Board of Directors announced that James M. Welsh, superintendent, has been relieved of his job responsibilities and placed on administrative leave with pay, effective immediately. The Board also appointed Linda Johnson, associate superintendent, to serve as acting superintendent until further notice.

The Board anticipates conducting a further review of Dr. Welsh’s employment status with the District in the immediate future, according to Mike Jacobs, Board president.

I'll utilize your tilitarianisms!

Ok the school week finally normalized being a 5-day week with monday schedule actually being on monday. On monday I did my Utilitarianism rough draft(at least what I hadn't done sunday night) and laughed because Zack did his the next morning, the day of the due date in other words. So on monday, I had to run the court of honor and since Jacob quit it was going to be more work but another kid in the troop stepped up to help. I got 3 merit badges, which is good considering all I got last year was a camporee patch. Now I have 2 requirements in 2 merit badges (1 each) to do then I shall pwn out a project then pwn up eagleness. On tuesday, we edited our essays in World studies and to my not surprise, mine sucked. Oh well, I just did my editifying on it. I'm also adding another paragraph tomorrow. On wednesday, I don't remember much, except my grade in math went from a 58 to a 78%. That's 20% higher. On thursday, Orion, Davis, and I noticed Steven hadn't signed up for a room in Victoria, so to avoid getting a freak, we signed Steven to our room. We also got our wind ensemble try out music and of course, I am having trouble bridging the gap between school and home so my horn can cross it. I need to get it here soon so I can practice. On friday, I got really bored and had a big posting frenzy that made me more bored. On saturday, it was my dad's birthday. I went to Zack's for a couple hours while dad painted the bathroom with my sister. After that, we had a party at my grandparents' house. Today, I did my homework and played some Age of Empires 3. Keir also thinks he may get Starcraft to work. Be on the lookout for World of Starcraft articles. If it was a joke, Gamespot will die.

OH MY GOD ITS THE BEST THING EVER TO HAPPEN SINCE STARCRAFT

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