Ryan wanted this shot because it looked "emo/goth" 

The Grand Pacific hotel has insignia somewhat resembling qp. hmmmm 

I am so cool, my F-score was 4.5. It says I should practice doing things with my left hand, so I am about 16 years ahead of them. 

OMFB MR. WITT IS FAMOUS!!! He is on Wikipedia. He should be proud of his accomplsihment. Go to wikipedia and search shorewood high school 

2 years running the first one to post about Victoria

Ok I gotta SC it up and I took pics so I'll make it a bit shorter. So I decided that since Jack wasn't there, I would take pics, but I need more practice because I walked away with far too few. On saturday, we took the clipper up and I learned Hearts. In Victoria, we looked around for a while and found Old Vic's, that was ok I guess, but it seemed strange. The waitress was kind of demanding sounding and when we tipped her at the end, she guilted us into giving her more money somehow. On the way back to the hotel, we saw a guy outside McDonald's selling straws. I also got the number for reservations to Smitty's. So I made reservations for 9 people (Steven, Davis, Orion, Ryan, Maddy, Rosa, Linnea, Katie, and I) at Smitty's sunday morning at 9. The guy seemed suspicious and when we got there the next morning, they "hadn't been informed of this reservation." We wound up waiting a little, but Smitty's is worth it. Later, we performed at the parliament steps and a freshman fainted. Then I got my hands stuck in my uniform and had to escape while people were trying to knock me over. I didn't get knocked over and I was able to get out in about 7 minutes. So after that was the parade of bands, which is the pointless little walk around the driveway thing at the parliament. Then we were released off on our own until 9, giving us 7 hours of free time. We went to the video game store at the mall. Orion and Davis got some stuff, but I didn't find anything I liked. We also found that old CD store that had good music that was by the theater. I got a Journey CD and I still need to hear it all. On sunday night, there were some people staring at our hotel, so Davis was like "Orion bend over the bed and David make clapping sounds when I pretend to slap." So I clapped while Davis um slapped Orion. So the people eventually left. On monday, it rained for the first time the whole time we had been there for the parade. So that reminded me of ghey. After that we had done all we wanted and we lazed around until the Clipper left. I will get my pictures up soon, but I need to get my micro back up.

Behold, the Belt of Pwnage hath returned!!!!!11 

This is me pwning a Rubic's Cube 

This is from the bike ride last saturday. I know it is spelled wrong, but it is too funny to pass up. For those of you that don't get it, Skat, by which I mean Scat, can mean animal droppings. The spelling in this picture is more like "Skat" the card game. 

My mailman is a jerk.

Ok, so I left off on Monday. That was nice because I didn't have to go to scouts. Tuesday was back at school, but this week was easy being 4 days long. I had easy classes on tuesday. On wednesday, I did ok because I had leftover Sudoku to do while class was going on. On thursday, I had more easy classes. When I came home, I noticed that above the mailbox stand, there was a note. Some info you need is that our mailbox stand holds 7 mailboxes and is about 20 years old. For that long it has survived the extremes of the weather here. Sure, it isn't at a 90 degree angle, but you can still reach it from a car window. It might be leaning mostly on a tree, but that tree ain't going anywhere. So the jerk mailman leaves a note saying that if the mailboxes aren't at a 90 degree angle by mail on monday, then our service for all 7 of us is suspended. Well screw you USPS. What we might end up doing is getting one of these safe boxes that use locks and stuff. Either way I think the USPS needs to get a life. On friday, it was boring. During spanish, I sit next to Alex Bresnan and Sam Nelson. So Alex had this IcyHot stuff that soothes aches and heats them to cool them away. At first is smells minty so when Alex took it out, the room smelled minty. Then, Sam got some and put some on Jared's sandal. Then Jared walked and it got all over his foot. Then we all started laughing really hard and Ms. Stoker got suspicious. So later, Alex is like "Hey Sam. Why don't you put this in your mouth?" Sam kept refusing, so I decided I would. Then after I did that, my mouth went all numb. Alex reads the label and it says not to swallow or you should consult a poison blah blah. So I didn't swallow for 15 minutes and I went to the bathroom to clean out my mouth. By then the warm had kicked in and my mouth felt good. Now, me and Steven need 4 more wins before Victoria to meet quota. So this is my last post before Victoria except for the one where I say I got 400 wins and any pics I put up until then. I'm bringing my camera so I will get some pics up too. That's it for now.

#3 FOOLS

That's right, the current Fifa ranking of the Netherlands is #3 above all but Brazil and some unimportant country.

Next to that picture of Sai on Zack's blog, I think that this is one of the best pictures I have ever seen. 

This, sadly, is the best title I could come up with.

Yeah, so on monday, I didn't get in a lot of SC due to my rainstick making. There was a scout meeting, my last one until the first week of June (thank god) and after that, I have 3 meeting and one court of honor, then I have no further obligation to show up. So on tuesday, I brought in my rainstick and it was taller than other peoples'. On wednesday, I had to do my english essay because of course Mrs. Bemis thinks we need to do 8 reading logs, 3 tests, 1 large project, and 1 long report on a less than 200 page book to fully comprehend it. Well you know what Mrs. Bemis? WE DON'T! I also had this guy looking at my blog (Greg), who live kind of close to us here and all my friends have been bringing that up. I almost got a second gay stalker in the middle of the week somewhere. I think it was involving if Mr. Witt was to do blog checks like Mrs. Bonner, but I forget and I really could care less. On thursday, oops I forgot my Victoria paperwork. Luckily Bob said to get it to him on tuesday. On friday, Jake, Steven, Davis, Orion, Sai, Jack, Zack, Simon, a ton of others I don't want to mention, and Amanuel(fits in the previous category I guess) went to one acts. I primarily went because my teacher is like ooh extra credit for you. Unfortuantely I lost my ticket but it should turn up. Likely it will be nice and clean meaning I think it is in the washing machine now. On saturday, unfortuantely Davis pooped out of the 50 miler, which was ok because I got forced to go on the 25 miler because Red "might rape me" because you know I'm not bigger and stronger than him. That means I wound up doing a measly 25 miles. So I didn't shred up my knees this time. That was good. I still made it in time for Steven's party. There was poker, I did bad for once becasue I wasn't really getting my head in the first hand that screwed me over. Me and Stefano and Jack and Jake went to 7-11 since we had free time. After that, I had to go home and sleep. On sunday, there was mothers day parties for people so not a lot of SC. I had a "brunch" that was more like a brunner. That night, it was the Survivor finale and the hot girl didn't win, but the fag with the wierd hair. So after that I played an hour of SC and went to sleep. Today, I am doing my homework for some SC coming up.

It's about time someone brought this commercial thing with macs and pcs up. Macs are evil, like myspace. If macs were people, they would be mr. witt or mr. rose (gays or wierds) 

What, now the game wont accept the 1337 or pr0 spelling of "the"? Well maybe I will have to play it some more. 

OMFG IT DID NOT ACCEPT PWN. THIS GAME IS BOTCHED I TELL YOU, BOTCHED!!!!111 it's still a very good game though 

In for another nice family game, when I was about to enter BRI,(bathroom reader's institute(yes it exists, no they didnt accept it)) I was horrified to find such a bad thing in my letter bin. The game creator will hear about this. At school. And people will laugh. laugh now. 

I've been having to make this post in small incriments due to the busyness of me.

So on friday (the no party day), I was forced to (shudder) spend time with the family. That consisted of helping my grandparents around their house, being fed tacos, and playing some Rummicube. It might be rummikub, I don't know how they spell it in their wierd game land of making games. So on saturday, I can't remember a lot so I will assume that I played sc. That night, my family went to this play "mousetrap" that is a murder mystery. It would have been better if I hadn;t guessed the villain before the play started. On sunday, not much memory, so sc I guess. On monday, I went into bio and the bio sub was the sub I had just had in math on 5th period friday. That was very coincidental. There was a boring Jane Goodall movie. Later, there was the second edition of the hyper 11 year old army (scout meeting). Once again, Dave was being a fag and not helping. I saw him put the sign up and I didn't put mine up. When it got quiet, he was like "I saw SOME people in LEADERSHIP positions (reffering to just me) notice me put up the sign, but continued to not put up theirs. I almost yelled "Well, Dave maybe that's because I want you to STFU." On tuesday, not much, same with wednesday, thursday, and friday. I hear Keir thinks he did ok on his AP tests. On friday, Keir is like AP is done! SC weekend! I was excited at this, little did I know that I would barely get any time. So on friday, it was cut short due to a party at steven's house. It was cool, especially when I did extreme fishtailing with steven being towed on the scooter. I learned the joy of cs too and I must acquire it. So on saturday, I was going to start the sc weekend. Unfortunately, I was woken up to go "voulenteer"(the code word for forced) to set up the Strawberry festival. It was supposed to take an hour.......it took 3. So then, I had to get stuff for my African art project. I got in about an hour of sc , then I had to "voulenteer" to take down the Strawberry festival. Took 1 1/2 hours. So then when I get back, I'm like yeah time for sc. Well dad says "Hey let's go to mission impossible 3."
"No thank's dad it's sc time."
"We need to all spend time as a family."
"Like we did for 5 hours today?"
"Come or ill bring along your sc cd."
"Fine im coming."
(it was a really good movie) We got arby's on the way there. We had one extra sandwich, so I said I would eat it in the theater instead of popcorn. I forgot. So anyway I still had the sandwich later.
I get back and it's like 10:00. Me, Steven, and Peter Kim play until 2. Today, I woke up and there was no lunch food. I got dressed and what was in my pocket? AN ARBY'S SANDWICH. I was like yeah I am so pr0 leaving myself stuff. So that was cool, then I had to play homework in the garage with paints for my African art project. Now, while the paint is drying, I'm taking and SC break. Peace out.

Uh oh the pic didnt come out too well. Just enlarge it. On this popular internet comic, they have used a line off of Pure Pwnage! 

Only n00bs don't use their computers for micromanagement. 

I am a Gangster and Grr I am mad

Well, on wednesday, I did a whole lot of nothing. Thursday same thing. On friday, it was so easy because we had this test in biology, then a movie in spanish, then a sub in math who's father-in-law turned out to be Colonel Rimfire from Camp Black Mountain. She didn't really force us to do our work either and that was nice. So on friday I had to go help out my grandparents around their house again. Today, I was happy because I was getting out of a play(acting for those of you like Steven) when Steven gets in trouble. No party, then there was a party. Then he realized that nobody had said yes, so no party and now I have to go to a play. The moral of the story? WHEN SOMEONE SAYS THEY HAVE A PARTY, GIVE THEM A YES OR NO. Duhxorz. Next weekend there might be a party for real. If it involves poker it won't be here. There would be no buy in at least. If people want a buy in then it will be somewhere else. If it doesn't happen, then whatever. Thats it for now.

Moral of the story? Don't piss Steven off 

I feel like Pwning N00bs

Let me see where I last posted. Ok back before the WASL. Well that week started out good and I started studying for the Africa test and getting back into SCing after school. I missed that a lot. On tuesday, we took the first half of the math WASL, which was incredibly easy. All I can say about that test was "would you like to donate a statue to our school fundraiser?" After that, nothing really happened. On wednesday, I did more studying during the second half of the math WASL. The second half was easier than the half where we could use our calculators. After that, more nothing. On thursday, we had the science WASL, which we didnt have to pass. Jake took longer to get out of the Africa test, while I finished in 20 minutes to study. I had to take the test and I wound up getting 34/36, an A, but not as good as I wanted. 10 hours of studying and i missed 2 points. Oh well I guess. On friday, we did the last part of the WASL and now I will never have to do it again. That is unless somehow my test gets confused with someone elses and I fail. On saturday, I got up in the morning to go to Matt Hall's eagle project. It was cool because me and Davis got to spray paint fish and dont pollute signs on the ground. We also came up with an idea to do a show like pure pwnage with our clan because we are so roxxorz. Later that day, I went to Reid's eagle ceremoney, which was really fancy. His grandma, whenever people would look at her if something had been said about her, she would yell "WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR!" During the pledge, my mom said she heard her say "I CAN'T SEE THROUGH HER HEAD!" The next morning, I had to get up around 6 to leave for Richland(tri-cities(eastern washington)). My cousin was having a first communion. On the way to Richland, we noticed a sign saying 74 miles to Richland. I noticed I had 69 in the tank. Dad said just regulate speed with the accelorator. By the next sign, the distance was 63 and I had 60. At the sign after that, the distance was 43 and I had 42. The sign after that, I was 5 gallons up. We rolled into Richland with 8 gallons extra. I definately used up some micro pulling that stunt. So I had to go to church which was boring. After that, there was a party that was also not really exciting. After that, we left and rolled into our house at about 9:30. Then I had to do all my homework, so i didn't get to sleep until around 11 and I didnt get my 8 hours of sleep so I was cranky. On monday, we had our first scout meeting with the 13 new kids. 13 eleven year olds running around and screaming. I lost my voice trying to yell over them the whole time. Dave didnt help either because he was being a retard as usual. On tuesday, I didnt do that much. Whatever.

The door to my room has been getting bad lately. About a year ago, it became that once in a while, I would have to turn the knob twice to open the door. That became I had to do that every time. That became sometimes(rarely) I would have to use a coathanger to hook the latch so that I could pull it to the open position and the door would open. That recently became that I had to do that every time I wanted to open my door. The other day, I couldn't get it to move with a coathanger and I realized I was stuck in my room. I wound up having to take the door off its hinges, leaning it against the wall, and exiting my room. I need a new doorknob system. 

Yeah, you like that? Yeah how about that other way? I am the pwnage, bitches! 

I needed to do a recent imitation of Reece Burum. That hat he wears is so dumb that I couldn't help but notice I had a similar one. 

This is how pwnerers study Africa. Lay out notecards, Africa style. 

OH MY BUG. Thank goodness I had this globe from my Grandpa. It helped me so much! 

And it's hard to tell, but Korea is one country! 

And the Union of Soviet Social Republics still exists too! 

Look, I had no idea Africa could be so easy to memorize. The French own all that blue stuff in Africa! 

I bet the guys that made this sound system had a good laugh 

The mustang wasn't silver and it didn't come out well, but the mustang on the grill was like a flame color.