PLASMA SCREEN TV'S suck 

Our bathtub was like some kind of fountain in the middle of a long side. Ooh fancy. 

The Wynn is a sexy hotel 

I finished making the website. Awwww, the wizard wants to hug me. 

Look at what "The Man," who I guess is a woman, is trying to do! 

Don't you love getting knighted when you try to make a website? 

Believe it or not, the word verification turned out to be cjqch. 

A Virgin Vodka Martini Shaken, not stirred

I asked for one in Vegas and the waiter was like, so you want me to shake some crushed ice? Then dad said I should order something real meaning shut up and get a real drink. Vegas was cool, especially since I lost 5 pounds from all the walking and pushing my 82 year old grandma around in a wheelchair and despite all the eating. On Wednesday, we had an hour delay because our pilot doesn't know basic gallon to pounds conversion and he can't allign mirrors, so we got into Vegas an hour late and had to go straight to the new Wynn hotel, which was really nice looking to see this Le Reve show. It was like a Cirque du Soleil kind of thing meaning it was acrobats and junk diving into water all cool-like. There were the four suit comic relief guys too that were boring and at one point we had to see them in G-strings, very un fun that was. At one point there were these guys like breakdancing in skirts and this one guy comes out to join them for his solo. I noticed this guy was wierd because he wasn't crazyily muscly like every other guy and he had manboobs flopping everywhere. Then I realized that that was a topless lady breakdancing. About all I had to say was "Well I didn't see that one coming." On Thursday, we ate at this buffet called Pharao's Pheast in Luxor that is really good. Then we went swimming for a long time. Then me and my dad took my mom and sister and aunt and grandma to their Celine Dion concert, which was the reason we went, so grandma could see Celine Dion. Me and my dad went over to the Flamingo hotel to see Second City, which is the show that inspired Saturday Night Live. It was pretty much SNL, but they swear. A lot. It was really good and we just went back to the hotel after that. By the way, don't stay at Mandalay Bay because it is on the southernmost point of the strip and it was annoying. Despite being a nice hotel. We like the areas around Paris, Bellagio, and those near the middle. They are better. So on Friday, we hung out again and saw the M&M and Coke stores and I got a Coke clock for the computer room I spend all my time in (this room I'm in now). Later in the day, we all went to see this show at the Wynn that was supposed to be really good called Avenue Q. It was a musical comedy from Broadway that talks about and makes fun of things like gay people, internet porn, and things like that. It was so funny. If you get the chance to see it you definately should. On saturday, we ate at this place called Red, White and Blue, which reeked of fish and the food was bad. After that, our flight out to Seattle had a 15 minute delay getting started, but we got a good tailwind and got in 15 minutes early. That night, I caught up with Survivor and Amazing Race, then Steven and I played Starcraft until midnight, when we were joined by Peter, then we played until 1. I did at least they might have gone longer. Ok, now Steven just signed on and I want to play SC, but I need to practice my horn first so I'll do that then SC. I will get pictures up too.

I AM TEH PWNERER. NOT LIKE YOU STUPID TEH FPS WIERDOS.

Yeah I am teh pwnerer as well as Steven and Keir too I guess because we have played much SC and watched much Pure Pwnage episodes. On monday, I woke up and was like what the bug? I hate monday. Then it was early dismissal so it was semi happy. Mr. Harshman also got mad at Davis, Orion, and I for putting Steven in our room on the list, thereby defying his ultimate authority. I actually felt sorry for Harshman because I know what it is like to have some punk disrespect your ultimate authority, cough dave cough. So anyway, the scout meeting went well too, not that I care. I mean, I...um...do. Tuesday was funny. In band, despite Harshman's ultimate authority, he decided to sympathize with why we wanted Steven in our room, and he let Steven stay with us so Vitoria will be pwnage, except for Jack being gone. I figure I need to bring a camera this yeah since Jack brought his last year and he is gone. So on Wednesday, I really didn't do a whole lot of anything. On thursday, I didn't do a whole lot of anything again, except I brought my horn home for the first time since school started this year. We actually are going to buy it off because we are so close at Kenelly Keys, that it is good to just pay off the last 200 dollars instead of renting longer. So we took it to the main store to take advantage of the insurance we bought to fix my horn up a bunch. It doesn't have dents anymore and THE KEYS DONT COME UNDONE OMFB YAY! So I got it back late friday and I figured I would start the practicing on Saturday. Well, just my luck, I wake up Saturday with a sore throat. Anyway, I played SC with Steven and Keir mostly until today. I finally did get to practice my horn too and watch pure pwnage. I'm down to just a cold now. Unfortunately, I have been so sick, that I haven't left my house since I went to see "Lucky Number Slevin" on Friday, which actually didn't suck as much as I thought it would. It was cool. So yeah I am missing all this good weather due to sickness. Oh well, tomorrow at this time, I will be flying over either Oregon or Northwest Nevada. In about 27 hours from now, I'll be in Vegas. My grandma as a birthday present gets to see Celine Deon, while me and my dad do whatever. Some people have asked why I would go to Vegas because I can't do anything there. Well, all I can say is there is going to be some warm weather and it's better than not leaving my house all break which I do not want to do. That's all for now anyway. I'll give y'all a post after Vegas.

BREAKING NEWS (BEEPING SOUND)

The superintendent, Dr. James Welsh, no longer is employed in the shoreline school district. Likely due to the FINANCIAL PROBLEMS (OVER 2 MILLION DOLLARS IN DEBT).We are going live with our correspondent at the Shoreline Center as this story develops.
Jimmafer:
Board places superintendent on administrative leave


Following an executive session on April 3, 2006, the Shoreline Public Schools Board of Directors announced that James M. Welsh, superintendent, has been relieved of his job responsibilities and placed on administrative leave with pay, effective immediately. The Board also appointed Linda Johnson, associate superintendent, to serve as acting superintendent until further notice.

The Board anticipates conducting a further review of Dr. Welsh’s employment status with the District in the immediate future, according to Mike Jacobs, Board president.

I'll utilize your tilitarianisms!

Ok the school week finally normalized being a 5-day week with monday schedule actually being on monday. On monday I did my Utilitarianism rough draft(at least what I hadn't done sunday night) and laughed because Zack did his the next morning, the day of the due date in other words. So on monday, I had to run the court of honor and since Jacob quit it was going to be more work but another kid in the troop stepped up to help. I got 3 merit badges, which is good considering all I got last year was a camporee patch. Now I have 2 requirements in 2 merit badges (1 each) to do then I shall pwn out a project then pwn up eagleness. On tuesday, we edited our essays in World studies and to my not surprise, mine sucked. Oh well, I just did my editifying on it. I'm also adding another paragraph tomorrow. On wednesday, I don't remember much, except my grade in math went from a 58 to a 78%. That's 20% higher. On thursday, Orion, Davis, and I noticed Steven hadn't signed up for a room in Victoria, so to avoid getting a freak, we signed Steven to our room. We also got our wind ensemble try out music and of course, I am having trouble bridging the gap between school and home so my horn can cross it. I need to get it here soon so I can practice. On friday, I got really bored and had a big posting frenzy that made me more bored. On saturday, it was my dad's birthday. I went to Zack's for a couple hours while dad painted the bathroom with my sister. After that, we had a party at my grandparents' house. Today, I did my homework and played some Age of Empires 3. Keir also thinks he may get Starcraft to work. Be on the lookout for World of Starcraft articles. If it was a joke, Gamespot will die.

OH MY GOD ITS THE BEST THING EVER TO HAPPEN SINCE STARCRAFT

OH MY GOD GO TO THIS SITE IF YOU HAVE EVER PLAYED STARCRAFT OR THOUGHT ABOUT IT. THREE WORDS, WORLD OF STARCRAFT. GO TO THIS WEBSITE DO NOT DELAY ONE SECOND!!!!!!
http://www.gamespot.com/pc/rpg/worldofstarcraft/news.html?sid=6146918

Another mustang picture! I need to stop posting now. 

OK I AM BORED. I saw this picture in my library and noticed that the spray kind of looks like a skull. You may want to enlarge it. 

This is the kind of stuff in Age of Empires III that makes me say ha ha. Notice in the tree, there is a guy(wearing blue), and that white thing is a wolf jumping up at him. 

This is my proposed plan for defeating google. First, we need the Dutch to cut the google logo in half, then blogger is free and becomes a terran and shoots google's remains. Then, firefox is free and it burns up mcdonalds(another world dominated oriented company) with help from a firebat. Next, we get master chief to gun down starbucks, so that when it explodes, it gives people free coffee or whatever and they lose revenue and the Sonics can have a new sponsor. Only then, will I switch to Firefox. I would like to, but I can't support google. At least not other than this blog. It's different. 

Here's something to tide you over until the next post

Regarding the monthly Troop 853 newsletter bulletin:
Dad: Hey what should we call the troop newsletter?
David:(High Sarcasm Level) How about the daily bugle. I can wear spandex and sling webs.
Dad: Yeah how about the bugle? Like the insrument at our flag ceremonies.
(Awkward Siclence Dad types)
David: Are you seriously typing that up?
Dad: Yes, why?
David: I was being sarcastic. If you called it the bugle, what would happen is the equivalent to getting beaten up at school for you.
Dad: It was a good idea and I went with it.
David: It's a dorky idea and if you go with that you are a dork.
Dad: What do you have in mind?
David: The Monthly Troop 853 Newsletter Bulletin.
Dad: Well that's too long so I'll make it what I want.

Stop, or my mom will shoot

I'll get to the title later. So from the last post, I bugled at Maxwell's eagle and didn't do very well. Later, Matt Hall, Daniel Fuerte and I were playing around with M&M's. So there was a religious guy talking about catholicismness, so I made a star of David on the table. Also, I stuck an M&M up my nose and it got stuck and melted a little, then I was able to get it out. The next morning, there was no school. I blew my nose and some of the snot was blue like the M&M coating. That was funny. Nothing really happened. On tuesday, it was history day. Luckily, I didn't make it to state, but Jake and Stefano did. Also, Sai brought his gamecube and a lot of people crowded in a room and played it. A few of us cool people went to 7-11 for lunch. On wednesday, we had the snoking band thing and we sucked. No surprise there, though. After that, we came back for 5th period and Mr. Weiss did more stuff that made me mad and further demoted herself to worse than chode status. On thursday, Orion, Andy, and I went to Witt's class during band and took his test. After seeing the way his freshman treat him, I actually feel a little sorry for him. Later, Davis and I did the Kolus word search, which was really gay because Kolus sucks at writing them. In 6th period, Mrs. Hastig severely demoted herself when she made me take a test that I knew nothing about because she thought I should have asked her the second I got back what the homework was. That's not how any other class works though. Anyway, I studied really quick with help from my table group. I got 22/24 and thats good. That night, Steven asked if I wanted to go to Picnic (the play) for extra credit for chode-I mean Mrs. Hastig's class. We went and it was pretty wierd. By wierd I mean strange and dumb. At least I got extra credit. So on friday, we had a math test and I seemed to know a lot of the stuff, for once. On saturday, I went to Sai's house and Zach was supposed to come and bring his Xbox360, but he pulled a chode on us so Sai, his brother and I played a lot of N64. After that, I went to help my grandparents with stuff around their house while my parents went to a musical. After we ate dinner, we watched this movie from the 80's called stop or my mom will shoot. It was about as funny as its title, pretty funny. Today, I have to do my essay and relate Utilitarianism to modern times.

Oh my bug. I was checking out that place zach posted and this comic is so funny. 

Keir showed me this picture. He quoted it as sexy. I will let you be the judge of that. 

This is me being Zach. Notice how my jacket is totally punk with its padded elbows. Also, I wear punkin tight short pants. Oh yeah I am so punk. 

Wooo Ireland

Ok so nothing on friday the 10th. On saturday, I had to help dad with scouting for food. Unfortunately, nobody showed up so it took us a long time. Later that day, my grandparents, uncle and his family, and my cousin came to our house for out pre-St. Patricks day dash party. For those of you that don't know,the St. Patrick's day dash is something I have done with my mom's side of the family since I was born. You can walk, run, or push a stroller. It goes between 3 and 3and1/2 miles from Seattle Center at Key Arena, across the Viaduct, and ends at Safeco Field across from Pyramid Ale, which is where we always eat lunch after. Anyway, back to saturday. So after everyone came, I had to go to our double-header soccer games. Let's just say we lost and we don't need to revisit that whole thing. When I got back there was more party, then early bed. On Sunday, on our way to the dash, I was pulling out of a stopped lane to get into a moving lane. These jerks come up and slow down and stop so I'm going out. At the last second, they gun it and honk at me as they almost hit me. My dad said "This is when you flip people off." So we all did the dash and I still can't beat my cousin. I did it all in about 35 minutes, which is pretty average for me. Im usually near the middle of the front half of all the people that run it with us. After that, we had lunch at pyramid ale and then everyone left. We came home and had to turn around and go to Kent for my cousin on my dad's side's birthday. When we got back, I went to sleep early at 9:00. The whole week, not a lot happened between selling chocolates, a lot of meetings that didn't happen and a really boring and easy test called the WASL. On friday, nothing happend so I didn't need to mention it. On Saturday, I did the cleanup of scouting for food. NOthing more the rest of the day until I saw V for Vendetta. That was pretty good, despite being made by those matrix idiots that make confusing movies. Now it is Sunday and I have to practice my bugle for Maxwell's eagle ceremony. That's it for now.

The Dutch are Still News Worthy

You don't need to read the whole article. Feel free to skim it if you like

Dutch Immigrants Must Watch Racy Film
By BRUCE MUTSVAIRO, Associated Press Writer
5 hours ago
A woman wearing a Muslim head scarf walks past ...
AMSTERDAM, Netherlands - The camera focuses on two gay men kissing in a park. Later, a topless woman emerges from the sea and walks onto a crowded beach. For would-be immigrants to the Netherlands, this film is a test of their readiness to participate in the liberal Dutch culture.
If they can't stomach it, no need to apply.
Despite whether they find the film offensive, applicants must buy a copy and watch it if they hope to pass the Netherlands' new entrance examination.
The test _ the first of its kind in the world _ became compulsory Wednesday, and was made available at 138 Dutch embassies.
Taking the exam costs $420. The price for a preparation package that includes the film, a CD ROM and a picture album of famous Dutch people is $75.
"As of today, immigrants wishing to settle in the Netherlands for, in particular, the purposes of marrying or forming a relationship will be required to take the civic integration examination abroad," the Immigration Ministry said in a statement.
The test is part of a broader crackdown on immigration that has been gathering momentum in the Netherlands since 2001.
Anti-immigration sentiment peaked with filmmaker Theo van Gogh's murder by a Dutch national of Moroccan descent in November 2004.
Both praise and scorn have been poured on Immigration Minister Rita Verdonk, the architect of the new test and other policies that have reduced immigration by at least a third.
"If you pass, you're more than welcome," Verdonk said. "It is in the interest of Dutch society and those concerned."
Not everyone is happy with the new test.
"Today is a black day for the people intending to bring their partners to Holland," said Buitenlandse Partner, a lobbying group for mixed Dutch/immigrant couples.
Dutch theologian Karel Steenbrink criticized the 105-minute movie, saying it would be offensive to some Muslims.
"It is not a prudent way of welcoming people to the Netherlands," said Steenbrink, a professor at the University of Utrecht. "Minister Verdonk has radical ideas."
But Mohammed Sini, the chairman of Islam and Citizenship, a national Muslim organization, defended the film, saying that homosexuality is "a reality."
Sini urged all immigrants "to embrace modernity."
A censored version with no homosexual and nude material had been prepared because it is illegal to show such images in Iran and some other countries, filmmaker Walter Goverde said.
"With all the respect I have for all religions, I think people need to understand that Holland has its own liberal side as well," he said.
After viewing the film, which is available in most languages, applicants are then quizzed on important Dutch factoids such as the number of provinces that make up the Netherlands; the role played by William of Orange in the country's history; and Queen Beatrix's monarchial functions.
There are some major exemptions. EU nationals, asylum-seekers and skilled workers who earn more than $54,000 per year will not be required to take the 30-minute computerized exam.
Also, citizens of the United States, Australia, New Zealand, Canada, Japan and Switzerland are exempt.

Look it's Davis outside Playboy Enterprises in Chicago 

This is the first of 2 impressions of Davis. Look how I got pwned by amanuel. Of course the real me can't because I'm Dutch and Dutch beats anorexic(Amanuel). 

Here's a present for you.

Hello everyone, the word of the day is antidisestablishmentarianism. It is a very long word and it is time you know the truth about it. First of all, yes that is correct spelling. No I did not check it on dictionary.com or wikipedia. I am roxorz and know how to spell, that is my one smart place in school. Anyhoo, the history of antidisestablishmentarianism is a noun and started as opposition to the disestablishment of the church of England. Today, antidisestablishmentarianism has formed the meaning of opposition to the belief that there should no longer be an official church in a country. That makes religious people antidisestablishmentarians. Davis is a disestablishmentarian I believe. Anyway, the point of this is that the word of the however long I feel like is antidisestablishmentarianism. Use it to seem smarter!

BOOM. Ha ha I fooled you.

So as my title suggests, nothing happened until saturday, when I got a ride from Davis to Zach's house for his party. (You thought I was going to skip that and go to the bomb threat didn't you?) So anyway, we got to Zach's house and started on some moving of technology. Later, when everyone showed up, there was some call of duty and super smash brothers melee. You might hear at school that Davis pwned us at call of duty. Well he did. They all also thought it was not fair that the weapon I have skill with was the shotgun. They deemed it unfair to use it, so I gave them a piece of my mind when I sniped Alex with it. Talk about pwnxored. We watched Harold and Kumar, which Sai didn't like, then more videogames and some trampolining. Crack the egg is a good game. Somewhere in there, Alex got "the Munchies" and Zach's parents thought he and Sai did drugs. Sai left around 11:30ish because his parents said he couldn't stay. After that, we watched Old School. Steven passed out right after that I think. Davis played some Condemned, then we all tried to go to sleep. Keyword there was tried. Me and Jake noise pwned Davis and Alex, who tried to beat Jake up and punched Steven, who somehow didn't wake up. When we woke up, we played more videogames and more trampolining. A good quote from that morning was:
Davis: Zach why are you wearing those short shorts?
Zach: Because they're fun.
So I went home with Jake and Davis, then not a whole lot until tuesday. Tuesday went normal, except that there was a bomb threat and we got out of 4th and 6th period. We just hung out in the Shoreline Center gym and got free food. Of course there was no bomb and we went about our daily lives. On wednesday, at 2:25 PM, school got out and I had gone for a week without calculator games. Unfortunately I played some today in english, but we were watching this really stupid movie that we actually didn't have to watch. Nobody around me wanted to play cards so I had to resort to the calculator.

OH MY BUG! I have revealed the true identity of Master Chief. It is Dick Cheney. I noticed the connection when I saw the quail in the upper right corner, while Master Chief shoots his friend, who I noticed next on the right.. I then took off the helmet and low and behold, it is Dick Cheney! 

As you can see, google is trying to take over the world. As well as poor Blogger and Firefox, which it already has enslaved. 

Another Good Link

http://www.starz.com/features/brokebackmountain/index.html
Brokeback mountain reenacted by bunnies for those of you like me with too much pride to be seen walking into the theater.

MORE GOOD LINKS

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OH MY BUG

TAKE THIS LINK! IT IS THE REAL A-TEAM: JACK BAUER AND CHUCK NORRIS! http://www.dailysixer.com/ateam.shtml

This is another one of his spots. This is also his "stop playing Starcraft and give me attention" look being used at the wrong time as you can see on the screen. 

This is one of Skyway's new "sleep spots" 

Here is Skyway showing some Seahawk Pride. 

You know who you are. Sittingthere with your 1 pound bag of Santitas. You're thinking, "How can life get any better?" Oh it can, believe me, it can. Just look at this picture to see how 1-upped you got. 

The actually funny sign of the day 

Hey Look, I posted during shool. I roxxorz

So when I get home today, I shall post. I can't rght now because I am in World Studies right now with Zach and Stefano. I am so roxxorz.

LINKED

Ok, I'm going to try to start/end another fad with this post like when I posted the conversation with me and keir. Sorry, but I lied when I last posted. Actually, there was an AIDS or something presentation on Wednesday and unlike last years', which basically said we could have sex whenever, but use a condom; this years' basically said not to look at the other sex because they give you an STD. I hope you have enjoyed this fad starting/ending brought to you by your favorite/only knowed dutch guy, David. These should all be valid links by the way.

OW MY EYES

Ok, so as you can see I got a new title about Dutch Ruling. It won't be around very long because the first time I saw it up, my eyes burned. I think that I developed epilepsy from it. I also am not sure if I spelled that right. Oh well. I also shouldn't post in the middle of the week because all that has happened was the first days of school, which have been uneventful and boring. That is all for now I guess.

The owner of this blog went to Maui and all he brought back was this lousy title.

I know this is a long post but there are a few good anecdotes in here so try to get through the whole thing. Take some breaks if you want.I went through about 100 titles on vacation and that one was the last one I got because it was the best. Ok so I'm going to pick up on friday the 17th. Immediately after school, my parents came to pick me up after school. I waited with Zack and Davis while they came. As they pulled in, Zack said "Hey I didn't know you had a brother." I said "Well that's my sister." That was kind of funny. Then I said adios and we took off. We stopped at my aunt's house to pick her up. After that it was a straight shot down to Portland where our plane was at. There were no good flights out of Sea-Tac. So basically there is a lot of freeway on the way and not a lot of cars, so once rush hour was over, we got going up to 70-80 mph the rest of the way. I drove by the way. My dad taught me about speed traps like the one around olympia. After we passed it, I got back up to 70+ mph. As we got closer to Portland, the winds really REALLY started kicking up. It was like 40mph or so gusts that came into the side of the car so steering got really messed up. We stopped at this place about half an hour before Vancouver, Wa to eat at this place that is kind of like Denny's. It was pretty good. After that we visited my dad's cousin and family in Vancouver and headed out to Portland. The bridge across the Columbia river had like 50+mph gusts on it so it was a little nerve wracking. We spent the night in a hotel across the street from the airport and the next morning, at 8:30, we set off for Maui. On the plane, there was this guy that looked really wierd. Later, that guy walked by me to the bathroom and I realized it wasn't a wierd looking guy, it was an ugly ugly girl. OMFG. EWWW. I almost threw up. Luckily the girls I would meet on vacation would be easier to look at. There was this group of ladies around us that turned out to be friends from school and they were going to celebrate their 50th birthdays. They looked more in their 30s or 40s but whatever. I don't think I've ever seen the flight attendants cut people off of alcohol, but there's a first time for everything. They were at least the nice kind of tipsy. The one where they dont punch people. So after that flight, we had a 3 HOUR boring layover in Honolulu. I just played a lot of video solitare. Finally, at about 4:00, we got into Maui. We got a Ford Explorer at enterprise thanks to me because we HAD to have a Ford. Now the cool thing about Maui is the Mustang to other car ratio is about 1:4. Here in Washington, its about 1:60. So along the way to Ka'anapalli, there were whales of course that people slow down on a freeway to look at. Well we can't honk because locals dont encourage that. So a 40 minute drive took an hour and 40 minutes. Once we got to the Westin Ka'anapalli resort/villas(yes that is timeshare), it was almost 6:00. We went down to whalers village and got reservations in our favorite restaurant, Leilanis. We had to wait until 7:00, which wasn't too bad. Basically, we all just looked around. Oh yeah, guess where I saw Maddy? In that David and Goliath's STUPID FACTORY. Oh crap my name is in the title. Just ignore that. So we had dinner and this good dessert that we like called Hula Pie. It has macadamia nut ice cream topped with fudge and macadamia nuts and whipped cream, sitting on an oreo cookie crust, that is in a pool of chocolate sauce. I didn't eat as much as the rest of them all did. After that, we went back and went to sleep. In my staying up late, that whole week, I learned the benefits of watching the Daily show and the Colbert report. On Sunday, we went into Lahaina to see the Banyan tree(I might post a pic of it) and later, we relaxed around the pool and the hotel and some beaches. On monday, we went to this beach up north a bit and played in some good waves. After that, we came back to get ready for our Luau. My mom was reading the description of it. It said that it was a traditional luau with no hooky lau or fire dancing. Basically they took the fun and ripped it out and then stabbed it over and over. I knew it was going to be boring. Luckily, I was wrong. For those of you that have never been to a luau, if you aren't in a group of 8 people, then you are pieced on to tables with other groups. Since we had 5 people with us, we got paired with a couple and their daughter. Talking to her made things a lot less boring. So everyone now is thinking "wait, how did David meet a hot girl and not do anything stupid?" Ok I've got the stupid part. I can't remember her name no matter how hard I try. I wouldn't really type it on a blog though if I did. All I remember is that she lives in San Jose, California, she goes to this school that is kind of a rich person one(I want to say Waldorf, but I'm not sure), she is in 8th grade, and she takes German and Spanish. And her dad's name is chip. So yeah the luau became less boring. Then they left and I was sad. On tuesday, we did more laziness until we went on a whale watching thing. It was pretty cool and the food was good. There was one awkward point when this girl my age completely lost balance and fell on me. Not like the making me fall over but just like hitting into me and grabbing me. On wednesday, we did the road to Hana. It is this day long drive around the east bulge of Maui. The road has a lot of turns so it is easy to get carsick before you get used to it. I'll mainly post pictures so that I don't have to type the names, like the black sand beach called Wai'anapanapa. There was this red sand beach we found that the guide book warned had naked people sometimes were there. This is where Sai says "let's go play melee" There of course were naked people. My aunt couldn't get there because of a hill we climbed, but she wanted to see some red sand so that was my ticket there. Me and my dad went down and checked out a bunch of the ladies and got some sand. I couldn't take a picture but I wanted to. I got one that is of bad quality though! If you want to trick your parents, go around the edge of the cliff, not up it and you can get there without seeing people before its too late. Then your parents can't stop you. Not that mine did. The rest of the day was cool too. At this mall we ate at on the way back, my mom dropped a reciept. i bent over to pick it up. As I got up, my knees went c-crunch and I went c-crap. They hurt until the next Saturday. On thursday, more laziness ensued until me and my dad went to play golf. It went well. On friday, we did more of nothing. On saturday, we came back to Honolulu, three hour layover, then a lot of fast driving home. Now I'm back I think I'll sign on AIM, eat lunch, do some homework, and if time allows, PWNER!

I Feel Sorry for you. Except for Steven, Orion, and Maddy

So I'm an uber-haxxorz and now I have the blog back for hopefully ever. This week, Zack came back and that's the only thing worth saying. On friday, I am leaving for Maui and I get back on the last day before school at night. So that means I can't do a whole lot so try to have fun without me. Or Steven and Orion, who are going to Oahu I believe. Or Maddy, who is already at Maui and will get h4xxored on the math hw. HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA. Happy Birthday Zack.

That game is so addicting

I've been playing that game for about an hour now. I'll be at school on wednesday though, so I won't be bored for much longer.
WTF though.
DJ lizard is come and kill us now? Rabbit robot are attack us all? The boxer did stolens your honey. He is the very bad?
Who the hell thinks of this stuff?

SCREW YOU DAVID

HAHAHA The blog is mine once again.
This time it won't be given back so easily.
I'VE PWNED YOU TWICE DAVID!!! TWICE!!!!
My obviously amazing haxxor skills have put your blog out of commision. AGAIN.
Have fun crying yourself to sleep. You suck.

Not so Super Bowl

Well yes, the Super Bowl is over and the refs were bad and we should have played better but now its time to stop complaining because there is no chance of them recanting all that. It's final. We will have to pwn next year in Miami. So on the 5th about all of my family in the adjacent 2 counties came to my house to watch the game. The commercials were really good and the game was.......mediocre. After all of that, we had a week of school that was boring. We had a driver's ed pretest in our car. I got 89 because I didn't scan. Samir got 81, on the verge of failing, and Alex got 79, which is failing. The instructor on the parallell park was like see Alex you're going to hit the curb, keep going. Then he hit the curb and docked Alex some points, even though he was told to keep going. On friday, Sai had a party, which turned out to be his birthday party, but he couldn't tell us so we wouldn't bring presents. I had to leaver early for the game or I would fail band. On Saturday, I went to lunch at Arbys and they changed their menu and it scared me because my favorite thing there, the big montana, became a "biggest." Then I left this open all night I guess, so I will continue to go. We went later to play indoor soccfer vs. the bombers and we pwned them with a captal 0. Needless to say, we felt very crunchy. After that, I had to go to my dad's cousin's(I think that's second cousin for me)birthday. We didn't do a lot and me and my cousins just watched underworld. Today, nothing has happened because it's only 11:00 in the morning.

OK TIME TO TAKE BACK THE BLOG

Well I did it. I got the blog back from the Zack-utch. Whatever race of evil haxorz he is. Those were a few bad days of him hacking into everything I had. Luckily I was able to prevent hack of AIM. Unfortunately, nobody could figure out how to change my hotmail password, so he got in there. I eventually figured it out. I also obviously took back the blog. So since my last post, the most important thing obviously was Keir here. It was most excellent, although I missed Valerie's party to which I wasn't invited so it didn't matter. We played some SSBM and SSB and MP7. I think it was 7 but they have too many Mario Parties. Oh wait. The date on the last post is messed up so I'm overlapping. Oh well, ok. Nothing happened until the last weekend of January. So Red was forcing me and Jacob to go to JLT, or Junior Leader Training so we can set an example for all the little kids that are going. Us both are signed up and we are the only older scouts going so if one of us bails, that other one isn't going to have much fun. Again we are both signed up. I tell Jacob when we're meeting on Saturday because he missed the meeting. Do you know what he did? He claimed he had family buisness. There is no way I can believe him because he finds an excuse to get out of everything. So thanks to him, I'm screwed with a bunch of 7th graders and Garrett, who looks even younger even though hes a freshman. Either way everyone hates him. So we paired up electrically heated cabins like the new kids from 325 and the real 853 kids. Well I had to pick one. The age of the kids in the 325 cabin was closer to mine, but I didn't want to sleep with Garrett because he sucks. I picked the 853 kids that weren't bad and we actually got to sleep on time. I was very happy to leave the next day and come back to Rome:Total War so I oculd win as the Julii. I'm starting a harder campaign now. So the semester finals were pretty easy, except I guess I ddin't do so well on a few. The 4th period World studies massively poached a bunch of 2nd period people. 2 people transfered from Boner, I mean Bonner. Spanish class went up too, by 16 people! Our class it now way too full and I don't like it because the teacher never calls on me for those stupid participation things. Well I'm going to stop now to play Rome:Total War. The moral of this post is: Don't have all of your passwords be the same.

ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US

I'm david, so these sorts of things make me sexually excited...

HAHAHAHAHA

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Y0 I HAXXORED JOO FOOL
iM 1337 !!!!

My name is david and i suck

Well Hello everyone. I'm pleased to inform you that I hate you all. Anyone reading this is a loser. I've decided that I'm going to kill myself, with a spoon, tonight. But I know that no one will care, because I am David, and I suck.
Unfortunately all of this is untrue because I re-haxored the blog because i'm cool because I'm Dutch.

Extra Extra Extra

Ok. There is some word that I didn't copyright using this little baby: ©.
HERE IT GOES.
I copyright the phrase "So get ready for that!"©
"So get ready for that"© David Altena 2006.
there.
©©©©©©©©©

Extra Extra

I have copyrighted this phrase: So get ready for that.
(C)

I needed to post this for a while now

Ok, where did I leave off? Ah yes, december 28. Ok well that second week of break contained little starcraft and was mostly designated for homework and Xbox and history day and AOE3. Nothing very important happened. On the 30th, there was a box social of some sort regarding poker. I was of course the favorite to win, but I listened to Jake and lost. The next day, there was yet another shindig at Steven's. It was for new year's. Poker came down to me and Orion, the two most timid betters. I eventually won when we went all in each hand. So at midnight, Steven came down with silly string, which got everywhere. Oh that was good because I don't live there. So that Sunday, it was depressing because we had school the next day, which would have been easier if i didnt have to live through all the complaining. its just like get over it you cant change it dont try youre a loser. So that whole week, any free time became in use for history day. That whole weekend was history day and a DNA model. I planned to burn it to DVD on monday, but of course it couldn't work. Long story short, i wound up with my mom getting her friend to figure it out and delivering it to me about 6 minutes before everything was due. i think I was the biggest slacker next to Holly, who i guess did pro-KKK for some reason. i have enough trouble writing KKK, so in my opinion she is crazy. She even had to redo the whole thing. After history day was done, i played a lot of videogames to compensate. I played into a blur until the next weekend of the 13-16. We had a Martin Luther King Jr. day assembly but it was boring and people did some complaining who shoudnt have thats all I'll say. On the 13th, KEIR HERE. There was a big party of small proportions at Davis' house. Keir lived up to "the legend of Keir" even though I dont know what that is. He says that Me, steven, and sai were bitter dissapointments thought so that is good. That was the only I saw of Keir. On saturday, SEAHAWKS PWN THE STUPID REDSKINS 10-20. THATS WHAT THEY GET FOR INJURING A BUNCH OF OUR GUYS. Unfortunately, the Colts lost and I had wanted them to lose to the hawks in the super bowl. oh well. We played out first game of indoor soccer that day. It can be described by jake: We started too late. We lost with 0 to upwards of 20 I'm sure. It was a terrible game. I also beat age of empires 3 and got addicted to rome total war. Thats about it for now so im going to satisfy my addiction.

In order from top to bottom, it is title, name, senior division, type of product ie documentary 

Funny Conversations in and about my Grandpa's truck.

Dad: There's so much junk in there, it's like, I sit down and up from the cushions comes this candy cane or magazine or something.

Dad: You oughta organize all that junk back there.
David: Yeah and get rid of a lot of it.
Dad: i don't know if we should throw it away because he doesn't notice anythings gone, but that ugly ornament fat cat thing. We could take down this broken air freshener. He'd say something like but it still is good. WELL IT'S ONLY GOOD FOR SO MANY FARTS DAD.

Dad: What the hell? There's agnome calendar from FREAKING 1979! WHY IS THERE A GNOME CALENDAR FROM 1979? I mean, this truck was made in 1992, so he had this calendar for 13 years before the truck was made. Then, about 13 more years until now. GOD. WHY IS IT HERE?
David: Maybe it matches this year.
Dad: It's good in the year 2006 after being made for 1979? Let's check.
David: No. The new year day is on monday.
Dad: SHIT, THIS IS GOOD NEXT YEAR. WE CAN'T GET RID OF IT NOW.

Dad: So he let me take out these broken chunks of concrete. Why were they even here?
Mom: Are you sure he agreed to that?
Dad: Yeah he actually did, but he wouldn't let me take out that huge chunk in the back.
David: How big is it?
Dad: IT'S LIKE AS BIG AS A COMPUTER! I'M LIKE HOW THE FUCK DID HE LIFT THAT THING? I CAN BARELY LIFT IT!

Good times with that truck. I'll do a week post about it thing soon when I have a little less History Day and a little more time.

I dont know why I kept this conversation but if you want to read it its your life.

This is a typical conversation between me and keir
brittlebrit187 (4:35:38 PM): I know you’ve done your history day project and is about to play some sc
RunningInSquare3 (4:36:04 PM): I know I guess I could play some cuz history day aint goin anywhere
brittlebrit187 (4:36:19 PM): rally the clan!
RunningInSquare3 (4:36:28 PM): WERE THE ONLY ONEW!
RunningInSquare3 (4:36:34 PM): I can’t rally
brittlebrit187 (4:36:38 PM): awwww
brittlebrit187 (4:36:43 PM): what about when others get back?
RunningInSquare3 (4:36:50 PM): maybe
RunningInSquare3 (4:36:54 PM): I have to go around 6
brittlebrit187 (4:37:20 PM): around six?
brittlebrit187 (4:37:26 PM): YOU HAVE TO GO AROUND STARCRAFT!
RunningInSquare3 (4:37:38 PM): near the end
RunningInSquare3 (4:37:49 PM): brittlebrit187: 6. starcraft
A time of day. Can be anywhere between 7 PM and 3 AM.
RunningInSquare3 (4:38:00 PM): oh ur right
brittlebrit187 (4:38:01 PM): actually
brittlebrit187 (4:38:07 PM): it can be between going in both directions
brittlebrit187 (4:38:23 PM): and its 7:38 here
RunningInSquare3 (4:38:28 PM): anywhere between 12AM and 11:59PM

brittlebrit187 (4:38:29 PM): im gonna be in a new year before you
brittlebrit187 (4:38:34 PM): HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
RunningInSquare3 (4:38:34 PM): yeah
RunningInSquare3 (4:38:52 PM): well the Dutch will beat u
brittlebrit187 (4:39:02 PM): not if I zergling rush them
RunningInSquare3 (4:39:07 PM): no that’s Denmark
brittlebrit187 (4:39:13 PM): no
brittlebrit187 (4:39:22 PM): I will zergling rush them FROM Denmark
RunningInSquare3 (4:39:25 PM): the Dutch would shoot ur zerglings down with their goliaths
brittlebrit187 (4:39:26 PM): like I did Germany
brittlebrit187 (4:39:34 PM): the Dutch don’t have goliaths
RunningInSquare3 (4:39:38 PM): ur right
brittlebrit187 (4:39:39 PM): I send you some things the Dutch do have
RunningInSquare3 (4:39:42 PM): they have spider mines
brittlebrit187 (4:39:48 PM): cus u obviously don’t know shit about their military
RunningInSquare3 (4:39:56 PM): they have a good sized navy
brittlebrit187 (4:40:15 PM): they had
RunningInSquare3 (4:40:20 PM): wtf?
brittlebrit187 (4:40:22 PM): just cus britain had a civil war
RunningInSquare3 (4:40:24 PM): ythey lost it?
brittlebrit187 (4:40:27 PM): and france has no penis
RunningInSquare3 (4:40:29 PM): fucking Dutch
RunningInSquare3 (4:40:33 PM): fucking french
RunningInSquare3 (4:40:35 PM): no
RunningInSquare3 (4:40:38 PM): france has no balls
RunningInSquare3 (4:40:50 PM): they also have no power steering
RunningInSquare3 (4:41:10 PM): KILL THE FRENCH
RunningInSquare3 (4:41:15 PM): unless ur french
RunningInSquare3 (4:41:19 PM): then we will spare u
brittlebrit187 (4:41:30 PM): some people call me frency frencherton
RunningInSquare3 (4:41:33 PM): or r u full british
brittlebrit187 (4:41:35 PM): cus I have a frenchish last name
RunningInSquare3 (4:41:44 PM): well I have a Dutch last name
RunningInSquare3 (4:41:48 PM): theres no ish I guess
RunningInSquare3 (4:42:00 PM): my moms maiden name was irishish
RunningInSquare3 (4:42:51 PM): brittlebrit187 (4:39:39 PM): I send you soem things the Dutch do have
RunningInSquare3 (4:42:51 PM): ?
brittlebrit187 (4:43:08 PM): YPR 765 PRI Anti-Air Unit: This unit consists of a YPR 765 vehicle mounted with anti-aircraft guns. It is good against enemy planes and helicopters.
brittlebrit187 (4:43:14 PM): M109A2 Self-Propelled Artillery Unit: The M109A2 is a self-propelled armored vehicle carrying a long-range howitzer. Artillery is designed for long range bombardments in support of ground assaults and are vulnerable to direct attack
RunningInSquare3 (4:43:27 PM): wow
brittlebrit187 (4:43:28 PM): F-16A Falcon Fighter Unit: The F-16C is a small interceptor. The F-16 doesnt have the range or RADAR of the bigger F-15C but it is fast and maneuverable. The F-16C is good against all aircraft
brittlebrit187 (4:43:34 PM): C-130H Air Transport Unit: This is a solid transport unit that can transport many types of troops into battle. While durable, it has no defenses against enemy fire and should be escorted.
brittlebrit187 (4:43:42 PM): AS352U2 'Cougar' Assault Transport Helicopter Unit: The AS352U2 is a good assault helicopter that carries machine guns on the side doors in addition to optional rocket pods. It can carry Para Infantry Units into battle.
RunningInSquare3 (4:43:50 PM): yeah
brittlebrit187 (4:43:52 PM): De Zeven Provicien' Class Destroyer: This is the latest and greatest Dutch destroyer. It carries excellent anti-air weapons and also carries good anti-ship weapons
brittlebrit187 (4:43:59 PM): 'Kortenaer' Class Frigate: This is the Netherland's oldest frigate, but it is still effective. It carries good all-around weapons.
RunningInSquare3 (4:43:59 PM): YAYAYAYAY
brittlebrit187 (4:44:06 PM): Walrus' Class Diesel Powered Attack Submarine: This is a superb Dutch submarine, even for a diesel powered submarine. It carries torpedoes and Harpoon missiles for use against enemy ships and submarines.
RunningInSquare3 (4:44:08 PM): there we go
RunningInSquare3 (4:44:13 PM): the older it is the better it is
RunningInSquare3 (4:44:18 PM): I suppose thats not goof
RunningInSquare3 (4:44:44 PM): yeah probably not a good sign
RunningInSquare3 (4:45:01 PM): well you see we have no need for war because everyone likes us so we dont need to fight
brittlebrit187 (4:45:06 PM): most military stuff in non american countries is old
RunningInSquare3 (4:45:11 PM): yeah
RunningInSquare3 (4:45:18 PM): like russia
brittlebrit187 (4:45:25 PM): russia likes you?
RunningInSquare3 (4:45:28 PM): or yugoslavia and czech repub
RunningInSquare3 (4:45:32 PM): no
RunningInSquare3 (4:45:37 PM): they have old crap
RunningInSquare3 (4:45:41 PM): from soviet union
RunningInSquare3 (4:45:49 PM): they just paint their flag over it
RunningInSquare3 (4:46:03 PM): and north korea
RunningInSquare3 (4:46:12 PM): they blow all their money on nukes
RunningInSquare3 (4:46:16 PM): then we launch one nuke
RunningInSquare3 (4:46:20 PM): and they all blow up
RunningInSquare3 (4:46:22 PM): chain reaction
RunningInSquare3 (4:46:26 PM): no more north korea
RunningInSquare3 (4:46:40 PM): they must pay ppl to house nukes cuz they have so many
brittlebrit187 (4:46:46 PM): are you roman catholic?
RunningInSquare3 (4:46:51 PM): I can see them sitting down to dinner with it
RunningInSquare3 (4:46:52 PM): yes
RunningInSquare3 (4:47:06 PM): y am I not seeming like it?
brittlebrit187 (4:47:11 PM): 31% of dutchies are
RunningInSquare3 (4:47:13 PM): yeah
RunningInSquare3 (4:47:18 PM): the rest are quakers
RunningInSquare3 (4:47:25 PM): damn quakers
RunningInSquare3 (4:47:29 PM): wait nvm
brittlebrit187 (4:47:30 PM): but the netherlands is perhaps one of the worlds most tolerant countries
brittlebrit187 (4:47:34 PM): not quakers
brittlebrit187 (4:47:36 PM): you idiot
brittlebrit187 (4:47:40 PM): they dont even register
RunningInSquare3 (4:47:40 PM): yeah
brittlebrit187 (4:47:44 PM): 41% are atheist
RunningInSquare3 (4:47:47 PM): thats y I said nvm
brittlebrit187 (4:47:49 PM): because athist are cool
RunningInSquare3 (4:47:58 PM): well im half aethist
RunningInSquare3 (4:48:04 PM): actually im half lutheran
brittlebrit187 (4:48:04 PM): lol
RunningInSquare3 (4:48:13 PM): but its in the sense that I dont go to church
brittlebrit187 (4:48:28 PM): still belive in the big G and all?
RunningInSquare3 (4:48:33 PM): that part of me is aetheaistic
RunningInSquare3 (4:48:36 PM): yeah
RunningInSquare3 (4:48:50 PM): yeah
RunningInSquare3 (4:48:52 PM): and jesus
RunningInSquare3 (4:48:58 PM): but I prefer hes in the left hand
RunningInSquare3 (4:49:05 PM): because left is sooooo much better
RunningInSquare3 (4:49:12 PM): I cant belive he sits in the right hand
RunningInSquare3 (4:49:26 PM): or maybe since god has jesus' ass in that hand
RunningInSquare3 (4:49:31 PM): maybe he is left handed?
RunningInSquare3 (4:49:38 PM): COULD GOD BE LEFT HANDED?
RunningInSquare3 (4:49:39 PM): OMFG
RunningInSquare3 (4:49:43 PM): I MEAN OMF
RunningInSquare3 (4:50:13 PM): we have some interesting conversations
brittlebrit187 (4:50:20 PM): yes
RunningInSquare3 (4:50:23 PM): from sc to the Dutch army to religion
brittlebrit187 (4:50:25 PM): im researchign the netherlands
RunningInSquare3 (4:50:28 PM): lol
brittlebrit187 (4:50:35 PM): so I can make intriguing and thought provoking comments about it
RunningInSquare3 (4:50:39 PM): u should research our soccer pwning
brittlebrit187 (4:50:40 PM): and you wont knwo what im talking about
RunningInSquare3 (4:50:46 PM): no I likely wont
RunningInSquare3 (4:50:51 PM): I will know a few things
brittlebrit187 (4:50:55 PM): you only know about their soccer due to me!
RunningInSquare3 (4:50:59 PM): I know
RunningInSquare3 (4:51:11 PM): thats not what I consider might know about
RunningInSquare3 (4:51:29 PM): I have trouble figuring out when their games are and what channel they are on
brittlebrit187 (4:51:40 PM): usually they aint on tv
RunningInSquare3 (4:51:44 PM): nnnnnoooooooooooooooo
brittlebrit187 (4:51:47 PM): so...how about that Dutch merchant marine?
brittlebrit187 (4:51:50 PM): 558 ships!
RunningInSquare3 (4:51:54 PM): whoa
RunningInSquare3 (4:52:01 PM): my grandpa was a merchant marine
RunningInSquare3 (4:52:04 PM): for america
brittlebrit187 (4:52:06 PM): only 14 are actually bulk carriers though
RunningInSquare3 (4:52:07 PM): but he was Dutch
RunningInSquare3 (4:52:24 PM): he must not have died bcuz of the dutchness in him
RunningInSquare3 (4:52:34 PM): those Uboats couldnt hit his thing
RunningInSquare3 (4:52:47 PM): they could hit the boats around him but not his thing
brittlebrit187 (4:52:55 PM): Dutch didnt do very good against the germans either
brittlebrit187 (4:53:00 PM): it was over in three days or so
RunningInSquare3 (4:53:03 PM): no they did not
RunningInSquare3 (4:53:07 PM): I knew about that
brittlebrit187 (4:53:10 PM): cus they were all like
brittlebrit187 (4:53:16 PM): "we have fortress holand"
brittlebrit187 (4:53:20 PM): "we will win"
brittlebrit187 (4:53:23 PM): but they didnt
RunningInSquare3 (4:53:24 PM): then
RunningInSquare3 (4:53:26 PM): oh crap
RunningInSquare3 (4:53:30 PM): u came in over land?
RunningInSquare3 (4:53:37 PM): damn that screws us up
RunningInSquare3 (4:53:46 PM): cuz we could torpedo water for a while
RunningInSquare3 (4:53:50 PM): but no
RunningInSquare3 (4:53:54 PM): they walk over the hills
RunningInSquare3 (4:53:58 PM): then go crazy
RunningInSquare3 (4:54:13 PM): like when steven put a bunch of lings in my base then unallied me
RunningInSquare3 (4:54:24 PM): and I died fast
brittlebrit187 (4:54:45 PM): hills?
brittlebrit187 (4:54:48 PM): surely you jest!
RunningInSquare3 (4:54:53 PM): yeah
RunningInSquare3 (4:54:59 PM): I meant it metaphorically
brittlebrit187 (4:55:00 PM): sure, a few hills in the south east
brittlebrit187 (4:55:08 PM): ohhhh
brittlebrit187 (4:55:11 PM): metaphorically
brittlebrit187 (4:55:12 PM): right
RunningInSquare3 (4:55:12 PM): but NW is almost underwater
RunningInSquare3 (4:55:20 PM): no I know the layout of the country
brittlebrit187 (4:55:24 PM): the higest point is only 322 m tall
RunningInSquare3 (4:55:29 PM): yea
brittlebrit187 (4:55:31 PM): well sure
RunningInSquare3 (4:55:33 PM): it goes like this
brittlebrit187 (4:55:38 PM): abotu 1/3rd of it is reclaimed from the water
RunningInSquare3 (4:55:42 PM): yeah
brittlebrit187 (4:55:46 PM): cus they were to scared to invade france or anything
RunningInSquare3 (4:55:53 PM): like on a map its where purple is underwater
brittlebrit187 (4:55:55 PM): so they were like...how do we get more land???
RunningInSquare3 (4:56:01 PM): a lot of the country is purple
brittlebrit187 (4:56:01 PM): oh...lets fight the sea!
RunningInSquare3 (4:56:09 PM): FIGHT INATIMATE OBJECTS
RunningInSquare3 (4:56:11 PM): WE WILL WIN
brittlebrit187 (4:56:15 PM): well
brittlebrit187 (4:56:19 PM): the sea is actually animate
RunningInSquare3 (4:56:20 PM): we were still afraid france would crusade
brittlebrit187 (4:56:25 PM): due to the pull of the moon
brittlebrit187 (4:56:30 PM): earth circular roatation
brittlebrit187 (4:56:34 PM): and ocean winds
RunningInSquare3 (4:56:37 PM): wait y didnt we conquer belgium
RunningInSquare3 (4:56:41 PM): just think
RunningInSquare3 (4:56:44 PM): Dutch chocolate
brittlebrit187 (4:56:45 PM): as well as disturbances called by marine life
RunningInSquare3 (4:56:48 PM): best in the world
brittlebrit187 (4:56:50 PM): well
brittlebrit187 (4:57:00 PM): you did have a sort of war with a sort of belgium
RunningInSquare3 (4:57:01 PM): if only we took over belgium
RunningInSquare3 (4:57:08 PM): in ww1?
brittlebrit187 (4:57:12 PM): you should hgave invaded when the austrians held poland
brittlebrit187 (4:57:20 PM): but then prussia showed up and it was too late
brittlebrit187 (4:57:24 PM): Prussia messed you up bad
RunningInSquare3 (4:57:35 PM): grrr prussia
brittlebrit187 (4:57:37 PM): you held your own against france and spain though
RunningInSquare3 (4:57:40 PM): well
brittlebrit187 (4:57:42 PM): so for that I must give you kudos
RunningInSquare3 (4:57:46 PM): france is the queer place
RunningInSquare3 (4:57:52 PM): and spain cant speak english
RunningInSquare3 (4:58:03 PM): so we were bound to win
brittlebrit187 (4:58:08 PM): well
RunningInSquare3 (4:58:10 PM): cuz all the spanish are frozen on a horse
brittlebrit187 (4:58:16 PM): they did have you conqured for 100 years or so
RunningInSquare3 (4:58:23 PM): but we will overlook that
RunningInSquare3 (4:58:25 PM): ...
RunningInSquare3 (4:58:42 PM): but we wouldnt want to get owned by france
RunningInSquare3 (4:58:48 PM): at least spain has culture
brittlebrit187 (4:58:51 PM): I guess you had never been a country
brittlebrit187 (4:58:54 PM): you were jsut one of spain little bitches
RunningInSquare3 (4:58:58 PM): yeah
brittlebrit187 (4:59:04 PM): then this dude....william of orange
brittlebrit187 (4:59:07 PM): u heard of him?
RunningInSquare3 (4:59:10 PM): no
RunningInSquare3 (4:59:32 PM): what do they teach u in ur school?
RunningInSquare3 (4:59:35 PM): I want to learn this
brittlebrit187 (4:59:47 PM): =-O
RunningInSquare3 (4:59:47 PM): but nooo we have to learn about "ancient rome"
RunningInSquare3 (4:59:54 PM): pshhh
brittlebrit187 (4:59:57 PM): which has no relevance on modern history at all
brittlebrit187 (5:00:01 PM): I hate fuckign rome
RunningInSquare3 (5:00:01 PM): I know
RunningInSquare3 (5:00:09 PM): im glad they got conquered
brittlebrit187 (5:00:10 PM): and I bet you learn about ancient egypt
brittlebrit187 (5:00:13 PM): and mesopotamia
RunningInSquare3 (5:00:15 PM): yup
RunningInSquare3 (5:00:18 PM): and greece
brittlebrit187 (5:00:18 PM): which doesnt matter
brittlebrit187 (5:00:27 PM): greece doesnt matter
RunningInSquare3 (5:00:32 PM): we learn about western europe
RunningInSquare3 (5:00:39 PM): just the history around there
RunningInSquare3 (5:00:44 PM): so unimportant
RunningInSquare3 (5:00:54 PM): maybe we will get into the good stuff later
brittlebrit187 (5:00:59 PM): hopefully
RunningInSquare3 (5:01:02 PM): I mean its not like we end with the renaissance
brittlebrit187 (5:01:05 PM): we have learnt ALOT about the netherlands this year
RunningInSquare3 (5:01:07 PM): wed better not
brittlebrit187 (5:01:19 PM): did you know a Dutch guy kinda sorta became the english king
RunningInSquare3 (5:01:20 PM): but wed better learn about netherlands
RunningInSquare3 (5:01:26 PM): no
brittlebrit187 (5:01:28 PM): we learnt a bunch
RunningInSquare3 (5:01:29 PM): which one
brittlebrit187 (5:01:34 PM): one of the oranges
RunningInSquare3 (5:01:37 PM): oh
brittlebrit187 (5:01:40 PM): his wife was english and became queen
RunningInSquare3 (5:01:42 PM): william of orange?
brittlebrit187 (5:01:46 PM): maybe
RunningInSquare3 (5:01:49 PM): was a Dutch king?
brittlebrit187 (5:01:53 PM): william of orange the fourth or somethign
RunningInSquare3 (5:01:58 PM): oh
brittlebrit187 (5:01:59 PM): the Dutch havnt had kings yet
RunningInSquare3 (5:02:06 PM): dang
brittlebrit187 (5:02:06 PM): they have had powerful nobles and merchants
RunningInSquare3 (5:02:11 PM): what are they
RunningInSquare3 (5:02:24 PM): arent they like between aristocracy and democracy somewhere
RunningInSquare3 (5:03:02 PM): I remember I read it somewhere
RunningInSquare3 (5:03:11 PM): I also read that they used the Dutch dollar
RunningInSquare3 (5:03:22 PM): but I thought they switched to euro fairly recently
brittlebrit187 (5:03:32 PM): I think they have
brittlebrit187 (5:03:33 PM): ill see
RunningInSquare3 (5:03:35 PM): I also remember the book was from like 2000
brittlebrit187 (5:04:07 PM): 23 January 1579 (the northern provinces of the Low Countries conclude the Union of Utrecht breaking with Spain; it was not until 1648 that Spain recognized their independence)
RunningInSquare3 (5:04:36 PM): stupid spain
RunningInSquare3 (5:04:44 PM): they cant recognize us for 100 years?
RunningInSquare3 (5:04:54 PM): like suddenly oh what the hell is that?
brittlebrit187 (5:04:57 PM): yep euro
RunningInSquare3 (5:04:59 PM): I believe thats holland
RunningInSquare3 (5:05:02 PM): ok I thought so
brittlebrit187 (5:05:08 PM): lol
brittlebrit187 (5:05:18 PM): spain had its head too far up its ass to notice
brittlebrit187 (5:05:22 PM): you were very important to it
brittlebrit187 (5:05:25 PM): you were a rich place
RunningInSquare3 (5:05:27 PM): yeah
RunningInSquare3 (5:05:29 PM): indeed
brittlebrit187 (5:05:31 PM): the funny thing is
RunningInSquare3 (5:05:36 PM): we wanted to own the swiss
brittlebrit187 (5:05:36 PM): spain couldnt get any troops to you
RunningInSquare3 (5:05:47 PM): well screw you spain
brittlebrit187 (5:05:48 PM): cus you and britain had a navy
brittlebrit187 (5:05:51 PM): it didnt like france
RunningInSquare3 (5:05:54 PM): yay
RunningInSquare3 (5:05:56 PM): I like spain
brittlebrit187 (5:05:57 PM): it tried to send troops north from italy
brittlebrit187 (5:06:00 PM): but that didnt work
RunningInSquare3 (5:06:13 PM): oh yeah they have to go through france anywhere
brittlebrit187 (5:06:22 PM): there was a tiem in the world when EVERY COUNTRY IN EUROPE was allied against the french
brittlebrit187 (5:06:25 PM): EVERY SINGLE ONE!
brittlebrit187 (5:06:28 PM): twice actually
RunningInSquare3 (5:06:28 PM): we should have gotten belgium to help us and spain pwn france
brittlebrit187 (5:06:39 PM): belgium sucks
RunningInSquare3 (5:06:47 PM): they were the distraction
brittlebrit187 (5:06:51 PM): I have always condered the Dutch FAR supirior to the belgium
brittlebrit187 (5:06:53 PM): s
brittlebrit187 (5:06:59 PM): belgium doesnt even have its own language
RunningInSquare3 (5:07:05 PM): yeah
brittlebrit187 (5:07:14 PM): if you dont have your own language, you dont deserve to exist as a country
RunningInSquare3 (5:07:14 PM): they speak like english and Dutch I think
brittlebrit187 (5:07:21 PM): silly davis
RunningInSquare3 (5:07:28 PM): I know one of the languages is Dutch there
brittlebrit187 (5:07:31 PM): Dutch (official), Frisian (official)
RunningInSquare3 (5:07:50 PM): russia (official)
RunningInSquare3 (5:07:52 PM): so wait
RunningInSquare3 (5:08:01 PM): AMERICA ISNT OFFICIAL
RunningInSquare3 (5:08:06 PM): WE COPIED ENGLAND
RunningInSquare3 (5:08:31 PM): aa dont tell any republicans that
RunningInSquare3 (5:08:36 PM): they might gang beat ut
brittlebrit187 (5:08:46 PM): well....
brittlebrit187 (5:08:51 PM): america has to count
brittlebrit187 (5:08:56 PM): because they speak english so wrong
RunningInSquare3 (5:09:11 PM): I heard some brits call it "bubble gum english"
RunningInSquare3 (5:09:23 PM): but ur "accents" are cooler
brittlebrit187 (5:09:28 PM): and sexier
RunningInSquare3 (5:09:30 PM): and I guess its us that have accents
RunningInSquare3 (5:09:31 PM): YES
RunningInSquare3 (5:09:34 PM): SOOOO SECXIER
brittlebrit187 (5:09:43 PM): for sure
brittlebrit187 (5:09:56 PM): there are some girls who have seriously been turned on by my accent
brittlebrit187 (5:10:00 PM): but then they get to know me
brittlebrit187 (5:10:04 PM): and there it all goes away
RunningInSquare3 (5:10:24 PM): I wouldnt doubt that
RunningInSquare3 (5:10:26 PM): and Dutch accents are like commanding girls to sleep with you or u will kill them
brittlebrit187 (5:10:38 PM): no its like
brittlebrit187 (5:10:43 PM): auustins faja
RunningInSquare3 (5:10:51 PM): well
brittlebrit187 (5:10:54 PM): im froom holan iznt dat vierd????
RunningInSquare3 (5:10:58 PM): that movie was very inacurate
RunningInSquare3 (5:11:10 PM): .....
brittlebrit187 (5:11:12 PM): "its ont the size that matters, its how you use it:
brittlebrit187 (5:11:16 PM): was that innacurate?
RunningInSquare3 (5:11:19 PM): no
brittlebrit187 (5:11:20 PM): WAS IT?
RunningInSquare3 (5:11:23 PM): no sir
RunningInSquare3 (5:11:33 PM): I see your point
brittlebrit187 (5:11:44 PM): was that michale craine?
RunningInSquare3 (5:11:51 PM): who?
RunningInSquare3 (5:12:03 PM): austin powers fashha?
brittlebrit187 (5:12:20 PM): faja I say
RunningInSquare3 (5:12:42 PM): I think michael craine was the faja
brittlebrit187 (5:12:51 PM): yeah
brittlebrit187 (5:13:02 PM): ive seen him in moveis two night in a row
brittlebrit187 (5:13:03 PM): STEVEN
brittlebrit187 (5:13:04 PM): IS
brittlebrit187 (5:13:06 PM): HERE
brittlebrit187 (5:13:07 PM): YAYYYYYYYYYY
RunningInSquare3 (5:13:09 PM): STEVEN
RunningInSquare3 (5:13:52 PM): yes michael craine was indeed the faja
brittlebrit187 (5:14:02 PM): he is very funny
RunningInSquare3 (5:14:05 PM): indeed
RunningInSquare3 (5:14:15 PM): your spy cahs a mini?
RunningInSquare3 (5:14:31 PM): its not the size mates its how u use it that matters
brittlebrit187 (5:14:48 PM): SKYPE IT UP TO THE MAX BITCH@, AND THEN AGAIN
RunningInSquare3 (5:14:52 PM): OK

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