Out with the old and check my aim profile for new quotes

OK well in order to make room for new profile quotes, I must get rid of some classics.
I know Zack will enjoy this post...

Here is one I accidentally stumbled upon from back in the days of Maple Story:
GateZero: k cya soon tear
Imatearitup: k
Imatearitup: if im still alive
RuninSquare: don’t worry, u will be alive
RuninSquare: cuz im here
RuninSquare: and I am teh pwnage
Imatearitup: ur what?
RuninSquare: teh pwnage
Imatearitup: wtf is that
RuninSquare: (the pwnage)
Imatearitup: wtf is that
RuninSquare: u don’t know what pwn is?
Imatearitup: no
RuninSquare: oh
RuninSquare: maybe u will die then
Imatearitup: wtf
RuninSquare: pwn is basically own but cooler and stuff
RuninSquare: its hard to explain
RuninSquare: u can search Wikipedia for pwn though
RuninSquare: u know what Wikipedia is right?
Imatearitup: no
RuninSquare: oh wow u r so screwed man

Another with Alex from a while ago:
RunningInSquare3: sh-sh-sh-shalom
Breadman690: wtf
Breadman690: u r jew?
RunningInSquare3: HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
RunningInSquare3: no
RunningInSquare3: u just stole their word
RunningInSquare3: actually i am jewish
Breadman690: really?
RunningInSquare3: havent u seen my yamukah?
Breadman690: a dutch jew
Breadman690: nopw
RunningInSquare3: they dont exist
Breadman690: nope*
RunningInSquare3: the quakers are all christian
Breadman690: hey i wasnt invited to the fucking barmitzvah
Breadman690: either
RunningInSquare3: i became a man in 2 ways that day
RunningInSquare3: the barmitzfah was one
RunningInSquare3: the other was
RunningInSquare3: well you know
RunningInSquare3: circumcision
RunningInSquare3: the barmitzfah i had was really gay
RunningInSquare3: more of a batmitzfah if you catch my drift
Breadman690: hhahahh
Breadman690: and ugh
Breadman690: i didnt really need to know about the second one
RunningInSquare3: lol
Breadman690: i thought u were going to say sex
Breadman690: and i was like
Breadman690): cool
RunningInSquare3: i thought u would think that
Breadman690: but then u just talked about penis
RunningInSquare3: im not jewish btw
Breadman690: and i was like no
Breadman690: ur not???/
RunningInSquare3: lol
Breadman690: welll.....im
Breadman690: im
RunningInSquare3: asian
Breadman690: astounded
Breadman690: lol
RunningInSquare3: whasian
Breadman690: hahah
Breadman690: duteng
RunningInSquare3: indeed
RunningInSquare3: the dutch arent white
RunningInSquare3: we are dutch
RunningInSquare3: im multiracial
RunningInSquare3: those fools at the standardized testing things are wrong
RunningInSquare3: i should give them a piece of my mind
RunningInSquare3: they can raise it as a boy and clone it into a mini-me at age 13
Breadman690: lol
RunningInSquare3: in time for the barmitzfah
Breadman690: hahah

Steven: Protection from evil, that's a good spell right?
David: heh heh
Steven *like borat*: NOT!

Sai: I know ww2!
Sai: After that there is a gray area, and then I remember playing super mario brothers and being born.
Me: In that order?

From today in chemistry:
Matt: Are there negatrons, like the opposite of positrons?
Mrs. Nagy: You mean like electrons?
Me: Yeah negatrons exist matt, they are best friends with kilopies.
Owen: Yeah very funny guys.
Matt: Yes, kilopies. That's how you measure the weight of unicorns.

Quick recap of the past couple of days, basically tuesday.

You know what, on second thought, I will do that later.