Quote unload

Well since I don't use AIM anymore, I guess this is the new place I can dump good quotes from the past. Here they are:

Sai: My bro wants me to ask you if you're still a virgin.
Sai: I'll tell him not that you know of, right?

*hot girl pulls up in car next to us*
Amanuel: Hey, now we can say wierd things to her and she can't understand what we're saying.
Me: I wanna grab your boobs!
Sai: I want to hold your hand...................and give you a flower.

Doug to our Bari Sax player:
Good God, man. You read like Stevie Wonder.

Maddy: The rain can be blamed for everything today.
Me: Even the fire drill?
Maddy: Oh is that what that was?
Maddy: I came back from a field trip and everyone was on the field.
Maddy: So really, everyone ELSE was on a FIELD trip

Orion: Vagina
Orion: Get it?
Orion: No, of course you don't!

Keir: Is this China? Because there seems to be an open door policy.

Keir: Yellow, I have some advice for you
Keir: Never play Starcraft again

Me:i just remember her saying "now i gave you all break to read this short little book"
Orion:lulz kkk

Orion: I hear there's this new transvestite band; it's called Girlz II Men

Jack: actually, my bday's on easter
Jack: me and jesus, we got a connection

Keir on "maybe the lurkers wont splash the tanks."
Keir: That's a big-ass maybe

Keir: Your blog is nice
Keir: no wonder it attracts all the homosexuals on the west coast

Keir: Green Bay, more like green gay!!!!
Keir: wait, green day!
Keir: which is inherently gay!

Me: now i will know how to know if it is pooping
Me: then we can do some 2 girls 1 cup shit
Oliver: yeah except it'd be 2 guys 1 bowl
Oliver: cause we're hardcore like that

Orion: Yi, what sound does a sheep make?
Yi: Moo, no wait, baaaah.

Me: well in your honor, i made the letter very dickly
Me:basically saying bitch i deserve this shit cuz im better than u
Me: but with proper grammar
Orion: lol
Orion: Bitch, I deserve this shit due to the irrefutable fact that I, David Altena, am better than you.
Me: exactly

Me: You can still have a verb before a noun.
Davis: Run, flower!

Orion: You know she said something profound, which was odd because most of the things coming out of Taylor's mouth-
Me: Are dicks!

*Davis and I see a painter staring inquisitively at a partly finished wall*
Davis: And then he realized....they were paying him by the hour

Ahmad: I only recognize something as a sport if EA has made it into a sports game

Steven: If I wanted my comeback I would have wiped it off your face

David: That is so going into my blog
Keir: Oh good, that means nobody will ever read about it