My Away Message: makin sum feces
lastredcoat: you are disgusting and a discrace
Me: was that regarding my away message?
lastredcoat: yes
M: haha
lastredcoat: im gonna drop some knowledge on you
that will help you out
girls do not want to know your poo schedule
Me: hahaha
im gonna drop some knowledge on you
sadly, there are no girls i know online on aim or gmail chat right now


lastredcoat: wtf
i ended the conversation with 'cya' just now
who does that?
Me: i do
so not a good sign
lastredcoat: NOOOOOOOOOOOO
IM IN THE DAVID ALTENA ZONE
ITS LIKE THE TWILIGHT ZONE EXCEPT MORE COLORS AND LESS SEX
Me: haha
but strange things do happen so frequently it gets annoying!
so that's a plus
lastredcoat: if that wasnt so insulting to you i feel as though it'd be blog worthy


Me: damn facebook
some guy messaged me asking if i was related to my uncle
and was like "yeah we were backdoor neighbors back in the day"
but facebook won't let me see his profile
Steven: he wants to fuck you in the ass
Me: haha seriously
he'd better not ask for contact info
Steven: just let me write on his wall and I'll scare him away
I got yo back
Me: haha
you are pro at scaring people away like that
damn you egregious!!!11
Steven: indeed