The secret gang/drug alley we use to get to the holy dutch chip store.

Orion learning how to be a pr0 p0k3r d34l3r.

Steven angrily trying to watch the Starcraft 2 trailer with a bandwidth more clogged than Shoreline School District's.

Davis as he was about 90% of the time. The other 10% was during the parade and the Parliament steps.

Orion: ARRGH I HAVE NO MONEY.

Yeah frisbee at Parliament

The lights suddenly came on as we were playing there.

Orion came close to damaging flowers, but only I did at the end of the day.

My frisbee skills decapitated that poor flower. We put it back so Parliament would hopefully not notice.

Oh surprise, he's playing pokemon again.

Our setup on the way back. Kind of a table thing with seats behind and next to it. Of course, as usual, Davis is playing pokemon.

Proof for Steven's mom that he is a druggy.

Aww they play pokemon together.

How the Dutch acquired a lot of their land.

Tell me about it Blizzard

Now that's disco inferno right there.

3rd year in a row the 1st to post about victoria

First of all, if you haven't read the last post about Starcraft 2, do now.

Second of all, yes there are better pictures and stories this year, along with pictures Orion took as well (see his blog). I will post the pictures either later today or tomorrow depending on how much Starcraft I want to play today.

Please look for the story surrounded by these:****** because it is the best story in the bunch. There are some secksy stories too, so I suggest you try to read all of the post.

So on saturday I got up and before I left, Keir told me about Starcraft 2 and I had enough time to read all I could about it. It still seems like a dream. Finally after almost a decade since the original version graced computer screens with its presence. At 1:00, everyone loaded thier things on the truck and got on the buses to leave for the clipper. On the clipper, we got in the front right corner that smelled like chocolate milk, vomit, feces, take your pick. We didn't have a table but managed to play hearts still. After arriving in Victoria, we went with Joseph to Old Vic's. Luckily, the lady that made us give a big tip last year was the cook this year. This year also they were playing many good songs in the restaurant. In the 40 minutes we were there, 1 song was not in my music library at home. We tipped lightly to get even for last time. *****On the way back to the hotel, we stopped to watch this strange hippie band perform. There was a funny old guy dancing. Suddenly, this SUV limo drives by and in the back, some fat lady is dangling this huge ass thong out the window saying "Are these yours?" and "Come smell them!" Orion got a picture of them as they drove away.**** When the truck got to the hotel at 9, we got stuff unloaded. This year I had a good idea to take bags up as we got them so that we wouldn't have to schlep all our stuff up crowded stairwells. The Xbox made it safely, unfortunately when we tried to hook it up, we were prevented from switching inputs, rendering the Xbox useless so we decided to get a universal remote the next day. With this newfound freetime since the Xbox didn't work, we were at a loss for something to do. As I went out to get ice, I saw two cheerleaders in swimsuits going to the pool. I ran back to the room to get everone else. We decided to go to the pool to watch them. That was very fun I must say. We also played with an exercise ball and I climbed into a small fort type thing.

On Sunday, Davis and I went to Smitty's around 8:30 to get reservations for around 10:00. Unfortunately they don't take reservations on Sunday (hmm would have been nice to know last year.....) However, we were able to get everyone up and there for a 4 person breakfast around 9:30 and we only had to wait about 15 minutes since we were a small group surrounded by people waiting for the two tables that could hold 7 or 8 people. Probably the shortest ever wait for Smitty's. After that, we went back to the hotel and hung out until the Parliament steps performance. It rained on us a bit, but the picture and performance went quickly and well I believe. We had quick band awards under a tree (Davis: oh boy now the rain only has a 70% chance to hit us!) and decided to skip the parade of bands, since we didn't want to wait in the rain for another hour. Unfortunately this prevented me from seeing my friend since I thought I would only get to see her band at the Parliament. After that we had free time until 9. We spent that free time watching TV, then getting a remote, then wandering and playing frizbee. We ate dinner at second slice pizza. So the Universal remote wound up not working so we watched Bad Santa then went to sleep.

On monday, we woke up at 7:00 and left at 7:30 for the parade. We got to the start at 8:00, ate breakfast in a food court until 8:30, then sat outside and waited to be let into the parade until 11:00. While we were waiting, I saw a band that had a bunch of letters that looked like half of Roseville, so I looked for my friend. She was able to pick me out first, so I said hello. Then her sister passed later, who I had forgotten was in the group as well as a cheerleader or something of the like. She said hi as well but I would have missed it if Davis and Orion hadn't turned me around. So the parade seemed to go well surprisingly enough. Harshman seemed happy, unless that was his reaction to the fact that we didn't totally blow. I hope it meant he was happy. We got back to the hotel around noon, but the cards once again had expired at noon because the hotels system is very anal about that. Luckily Joseph got our card early, but when he got up, it still didn't work and we didn't want to got back into the mob that was now there. All the drill girls on our floor were getting very hot if you catch my drift. One wound up just taking her shirt off. That was kind of cool. Luckily, Katrina of the flag team got into her room and let me jump from her balcony to ours, where I had left our sliding door open. I got in the room and let the other guys in. We started free time at 1:00 and ate Subway for lunch. We played a little frizbee and briefly met a nice english chap dressed up in a fancy brown suit that reminded us of a british Redneck Rob. We also got some Gelato. After that, we got a seat on the clipper that had three seats, and a table along the window then two seats, which provided somewhat good ability to play cards and watch Pure Pwnage Episode 13. So when we got home, it was an hour earlier than the previous year, but it was raining really hard, so as soon as I got my luggage, I went home to watch 24. That's it for now. I will post pictures soonish and by that I mean I have no idea when, but before this week is over.

OH WOW THERE IS A GOD

I know I said the last post would be my last for a while, but Keir showed me something today that cannot be not posted about.

First, go to http://www.blizzard.com

Yes, it has finally come.

Next go to:
Part 1:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1KnmnFxHoE

Part 2:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1RxXko-AnM&NR=1

Part 3:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=050akGtHDM4&NR=1


I am so happy I could cry.

No more posts until after the one about victoria which will probably be on tuesday

The result of spending money at CompUSA (possible sheer pwnage prop???)
I recently decided to sew in new pages, so I cut out some notebook pages with a knife, put them in the chem notebook, drilled holes, and sewed them into the notebook. I have more than enough left now.

Well this week can be described in one sentence, do it yourself.

Sorry, I am not letting you off that easily this week.

On wednesday, school was quite boring. In Individual Sport, we played indoor kickball and stomped the freshmen. After school that day, I decided to sew in the notebook pages.

On thursday, I brought in some duct tape and screws to make my own valve keys to temporarily replace the ones *someone* (stupid freshman) lost until I can get the whole thing repaired. I need to get those horn tubes fixed as well, while I still have the insurance on it.....

Today, I didn't do much. We had a math sub with a horrible lisp. In individual sport, we had this annoying sub that made us do team sports, so there was no point in not leaving to train some pokemon. In Chemistry, there was a lab and Mrs. Nagy thought Christine, Brent, and I were doing it wrong. She tested our stuff and it turned out we had been doing it right all along, so we did the experiment three times for nothing. Well actually the third time was for results, but oh well. So Jack has revieced Guild Wars I guess, and tomorrow is Victoria. I promise I will take better pictures.

GAMES G4M35 [_>4|\/|35

We are so fly.
GO TEAM
Best. Pet. Ever.

Sorry, G's are hard to make like that(title).

Let us get right into business.

So the day after I posted, I was awoken before 7 o clock. On a weekend mind you, for the evilness of a 25 mile bike ride. Well this was no ordinary bike ride because I didn't appreciate my company. First of all, I got a new seat and street tires, more on those later. I tried to get dad to let us drive ourselves up there so we could leave at our leisure, but dad insisted that it was to a groupd outing. So I said I would ride with Steven, since he is cool, but their truck was full of 4 people already. Then I decided to ride with the Maxsons, oh well I could take it. Then Dave said he was full as well. That's when I heard "hey guyth thereth thome room in my car." I had to ride with my arch nemesis, Dave Nelson. I informed dad that I would kill him for making me do this. Dave holds awkward conversation. Not only is he annoying, but if he hasn't spoken in 2 minutes, he will drastically change the subject. So the bike ride was ok. Wait no it wasn't. First of all, street tires make a good difference, because it was just as easy a ride as on knobby tires, but that was because I was the guy at the front breaking up the wind resistance for everyone else yelling at me to go faster. Unfortunately, this year they decided to reverse the course for some reason not only making it harder, but there was a headwind that made it even worse. Will would not leave me alone for the last 5/8 of the ride, so I had to pretend to listen a lot. I also hurt my knees again because of all the riding into full wind. After that, dad took us to the Mariner's game beacuse my grandparents had tickets but couldn't go. It was a good game except for the part about losing 7-2. Oh well.

On sunday, I played a lot of Guild Wars. I don't think I need to say much more. Also, I beat the Gears of War hardcore campaign. I got with this guy that was pretty good at the game but still kind of a noob. I think that when I am the better person in the group, I try even harder. I also have become semi competent with the torque bow.

Monday was a half day. Personally, I would have liked the full day off we were going to have before snow. School went by easily enough I suppose. After that, I played some console games and then went to the eye doctor. I need a slightly new perscription and I will keep these frames.

Today, nothing much happened. I was an average day, so yup that's it for now.

Hmmm. AP tests are over. No more real work in my classes. How about I play some games?

Cool. Yeah. AP tests. Done. Excellent. I forgot to mention things during the week, such as Lindsey coming to study with us at lunch and Davis saying "but we are losers." and the strange library lady getting into a heated debate with Lindsey over abortion as they were arguing the same side and Davis laughing because it was legitimately funny. Also, there were a group of girls buying lolipops from me during a lunch and I was ignoring them and apparently they were rude to me. Whatever. Ah but yes. Today made me very happy. My APUSH test is done and I am free. I realized that all my other classes really didn't overwork me that much, so the year will be a piece of cake from here on out. I may have gotten only a 3 on the test though because I marked a lot of questionable multiple choices and we lose 1/4 point for a wrong answer I guess.

After the AP test, Davis, Orion, Sai, and I took Justin home and got lunch at Subway. Then we went to CompUSA and nothing was there, so we left. Then we dropped off Sai. Then Davis, Orion, and I went and did the paper route with Steven. Davis learned how to skitch(ride on skateboard while hanging off the back of a moving car) from Danniel Linn. After that Davis went home and Steven and I played DDR at Orion's house and ate dinner there as well. On the way home from Orion's house, I was at Aurora when someone knocked on my car window. It was a girl(freshman) that lives just up the street from me so I gave her a ride home because I was headed that way anyway. Then some GW with Steven. Now I am waiting for my dad to get home so we can put tires on my bike. I have a 7:30 departure time for a 25 mile bike ride. Hopefully we don't get with a lot of n00bs and will be able to finish before noon. I doubt it because the Maxsons are going and two of them don't use any gear but first. Bleh. So afterwards, I plan on having tired knees, but now I found out that my grandparents gave us tickets to the Mariners game so I guess I will be going to that, but I will be on Guild Wars around that time as well as pretty much all of sunday afternoon.

As for videogames, now that AP tests are over I have more time to play them. Davis got Pokemon so we won't see him for a while. This unfortunately has reminded me that I have still not played more than 20 minutes of Oblivion. My cousin still has it so I need to get it back from him because I am slowly going crazy with need to play it and I can only distract myself with Gears of War for so long. Peace out y'all.

LOOK AT THAT PICTURE. LOOK AT IT. WHAT KIND OF BS CALL WAS THAT? I WAS TOTALLY SAFE I TELL YOU, BUT HE CALLED ME OUT. WTF?

The reason I am not playing Guild Wars anymore today. I was safe by a mile.

Speaking of miles, this has been a bad week classwise. This is due to the fact that for the first time this school year, I got up on tuesday morning and thought it was friday. That pretty much screwed me the rest of the week. I just did not want to be there. I hope that the feeling goes away soon because I need to concentrate in math and chemistry a while longer. APUSH is almost over. I am quite excited about that. First, the week though.

Tuesday:
Study period in APUSH then band with marching that I hate to do, then english with inappropriate making out in Their Eyes Were Watching God movie. Afterwards, Mrs. Gade asked why we thought that the movie was a made for TV movie. Under my breath, I said because Oprah made it because it is not a secret that I hate Oprah. Not enemies list hate, but just she is too forceful in her opinions. So Mrs. Gade asked what I had just said under my breath and I made the mistake of not coming up with something on the spot. Luckily my justification was so awkwardly worded that people were trying to figure out what I had said and forgot that I said anything about Oprah who is like God to them I guess. After school, Davis and I went to Orion's to study for APUSH.

Wednesday:
I really was bored on wednesday. Individual Sport was ok because we did tennis and I was playing with this David guy who is pretty good at tennis. Some dumbasses were serving balls and interrupting gameplay, so David served and hit the fat one and he did that "internal crying thing" where he says at least when I served at you it was a joke. So as he was chased around the court, I pwned the other team at some 2v1 tennis. After school, Davis and I went to Orion's to study for APUSH.

Thursday:
Study in APUSH. I did a little bit of studying, but there were 7 people in the class, so I saw my opportunity to finally play sixtyforce in a class for once, so I did and it was mild fun. In band we marched, more hating. Mr. Frasier looked like an Xbox 360. He had a white shirt with random sequenced green pinstripes and gray/silver slacks. We also got out itineraries, which I will explain about later in the post. After school, Davis and I went to Orion's to study.

Now Victoria:
So I have been talking about bringing my original Xbox (no way I'm bringing 360) to Victoria. Yes I have been serious. The reasoning is this. From 9:00pm to midnight, we are required to be in the hotel, but not in our own rooms. In the past we have partied with girls, but girls have now quit band. With the unrelated lack of hot girls in band, we are left with virtually nothing to do (except maybe prank the blind people we share hotel with???). Therefore, I will bring my Xbox and 2 controllers that work so that we may fill the empty space with something fun. Steven said he might bring Tetris so that would be cool. Orion or Steven, could each of you maybe bring one controller? My wireless one does not work and the small one is very uncomfortable to play on I have found.

Enemies List:
Matt Lauer- Congradulations, you lucky man you. You are the first person to successfully get off of the list. You knew that David Gregory trying to hump Cameron Diaz would make me laugh at the Today Show. I forgive the whole cast, but try not to be a dick in the future.

David Gregory- Wow man you just tried to hump Cameron Diaz on national live television and you are married. You must have balls the size of Dallas, Texas. Congradulations brother(David), you are the proud first recipient of a "Get out of the list free card," which you can use if you ever piss me off to avoid being listed.

That's it for now. We need to party tomorrow but it cannot be at my house. Now I must go get good street bike tires for my 25 miler on saturday morning and for a 50 miler that I will do in the future. Peace out y'all.

'twas Sheer Pwnage

Yeah so after the last post, I played a bit of Guild Wars until Orion was ready to go. I then went to pick him up as well as Steven and Sai. We all went down to the Mountlake Terrace store to show Steven and Orion how desolate a place it had become. I guess they were giving stuff away for free(those jerks made me pay $.50 for that monitor!), but we didn't notice until we were leaving. I almost bought a nice chair for five bucks, but some guy had already had his eyes on it and he put it in his cart before I could finalize my decision. After that, we went to the Lynnwood CompUSA. We saw Holly there and unfortunately, only 40-60% off. I still got PGR3 for my 360 for only 15 bucks and a good battle keyboard(another prop for Sheer Pwnage???) for 5 bucks. I have put out 6 dollars so far for that show so we need to make it sometime. Oh and in related news, I looked at my APUSH grade yesterday and amazingly, Mr. Guthrie had given me full credit for those 2 assignments that were a month or so late. I looked at my grade and thought ok 66% up to 67% at least it's going up. Then I looked at the points and it didn't seem that low. I looked at my grade again and it wasn't 67%, it was 77%. My grade rose 11% since I last checked. If I get a C+ or B- this semester and a 4 or 5 on the AP test, I can raise last semester's grade making me look better. Actually I should get back to studying since I am in APUSH now and I thought that this study break would be a bit shorter than it turned out to be. I found a good running build so I will need to check that out tonight to earn some yellow.

Teh Postseckxorzzorx

Running In Squares: Wow 100%. Are you God?
Grand Master Black: Hahaha yes.
Running In Squares bows.
Grand Master Black: lol thank you.
Note-I am now at 50%
Well he is in luck because I am RUNNING IN SQUARES.

So this past week was rather interesting.

Let us start with monday:
So I got up as I usually do and went to school as I usually do. Nothing really important happened, except Harshman said our horn section played like retards, which we deserved I suppose.

Tuesday:
Another average easy sort of day with an average easy set of classes. After school that night, Edward was sitting on his footstool watching the TV stand. Now there had been a spider about as round as a fifty cent peice and as tall as a quarter, looked like a daddy longlegs, but a lot fatter. I had seen it scurry across the room and under the TV stand one week ago while I was eating my breakfast. I didn't react to it in time, so for the whole week I waited for it to come out. So Edward was watching the stand when suddenly he leaps off it and lands right next to the fieplace bricks. Then he started playing with what he had just caught in typical cat fashion. He caught the spider for me, which was helpful. I guess he was trying to protect mom or something.

Wednesday:
Hmmm, something besides that bad math test happened, but I can't remember so it must not have been very important.

Thursday:
So I finally beat Bryce to school and as he was pulling into the lot right behind me, I noticed that there was a bus parked in our spaces. Also, it was covering 4 others (6 in all). I parked close to the bus so it wouldn't be able to back up. Bryce revved his engine and drove in ovals but the driver didn't move so he waited to move his truck later. When I came back after school was over, I had Steven, Sai, Orion, and Eric with me. Steven rode in the wayback and we went to his house to watch PP. Well that was the plan, but apparently when they say they will update on any given time in a day, they mean that they will post the following morning (12:03 AM the day after). I guess it was good that Steven didn't go to Spiderman 3 at midnight. We did watch Shaun of the Dead though.

Friday:
A good day with some Chemistry averageness. I think I may have done ok on the test. After school, Davis came over and we played one level of Halo 2 on legendary in 2.5 hours. Two left! After that, I got on and did some Guild Warring and also watched Flags of our Fathers, which was a bad movie made off of a good book. I know why it lost to Clint's other film, letters from Iwo Jima.

Saturday:
I got up a bit earlier to go to help do the cleanup at Klahaya to avoid paying $50. I went from loading pine needles into a dump truck to lifting lawn chairs to standing on top of sheds to clean off the moss. Sadly, no sexy girls came. After that, I went to clean up the Strawberry festival. We did better than last year only taking half an hour. After that; Steven, Sai, Bodon, Amanuel, Sai's mom, and I went to see Hot Fuzz. It was really great and I guess Sai's grandparents' friend was a character. I also noticed Timothy Dalton(my 3rd favorite bond actor behind Sean Connery and Pierce Brosnan) in the movie. I must say that this movie had the best last half hour I had ever seen. It was like bad boys, rambo, godzilla, and I guess a little Shaun of the Dead in it. After we got out, we went to where I parked the car and we found another car double parking me, but it was on and someone had ditched it or something. Bodon found out it was hotwired and we eventually got out of there once the lady next to me left and the managers helped me maneuver out.

Sunday:
I left an AIM away message saying that I pretty much had nothing to do. I found some stuff though. First of all, I acquired the last achievement on Blazing Angels that took a total of 8 hours to get. I don't think I will play that for a while, at least not on not Xbox Live. Around 3, dad wanted to go see Spiderman. I found it bad. There was one part where peter is standing looking at a spiderman headline that says something about how great he is and some guy walks up to peter and says "Well there you have it, I guess one person CAN make a difference." Then the movie proceeds. It was totally grossly out of place and hilarious to see. I guess that old guy was Stan Lee (creator of Marvel Comics(Spiderman's Company)). I also like the patriotism of him landing in front of an american flag. After that, we took my grandpa out to dinner and watched the Amazing Race finale in which the team I hated did not win so I was happy.

Today:
So yesterday I noticed CompUSA was going out of business which is sad, but the 80-90% off is happy. I asked Holly about it and she said they had nothing left. I went there earlier and she was not kidding. Although I did manage to score a very old monitor for $.50. Yes 50 cents. I think I should buy another and we can use these in Sheer Pwnage somehow........ Anyway, now I am waiting on Orion so we can go to Lynnwood. I think I will go mapquest where this one is because I keep thinking of Circut City or Staples or whatever it is.

There are some interesting people in this game.
The real reason Spiderman is wearing a black outfit.

The post below is new.

YEAH 734B4GG1N.
Like real men, we take a bath twice a day. In a volcano. (c) Sai.
YOO CANNOT GET ZEES

ARRGH SO MANY PICTURES COMING

AND THIS IS ONLY ROUND 1 FWAHAHAHAHHA.
I am a jezzball hero. Only I can make a space that small.
Don't drink and play guild wars. Don't let your character in Guild Wars drink.
How Guild Wars likes to piss me off.
Rollerbeetle breakdance circles.
SPARKLERS!!!!1111@#$54668693!!!111