5th Anniversary List: Top 5 Quotes

Here are what I think are the 5 best quotes that I have posted on my blog in the past 5 years. As you will see, 3/5 go to Keir, so if you want to be more funny, apparently a British accent helps. I'm not going to explain why they are the top 5 and this will be the only top 5 list in which I don't give explanations. I picked them for their combination of timeless hilarity and epicness.

5.
David: oh this is so going into my blog.

Keir: that's good, nobody will read about it then.

4.

*Talking after school by lockers involving Davis, The asians, and me.*
Alex: Well I guess we'd better be off to the library then.
*Before they leave, a girl walks by talking on her cell phone with her friend following close behind*
Friend of Girl: SEX. YOU GUYS NEED TO GET LAID.
*I look at her and notice she was yelling at us*
Me: *doubles over with laughter*
Alex: *High pitched laugh*
Others: *Assorted laughter*
Josh: Yeah well at least I didn't throw my life away, bitch!
*assorted high fives*
Girls(from a distance): get laiiiiiid
Josh: *perfect excecution of a flipping off*
*Meredith walks up amidst all this*

3.
me: i dont support games in which colt mccoy doesn't play

i wish my parents had named me that
lastredcoat: if your parents had named you that youd probably be a super QB
but instead you are an ok pre law student
me: indeed
maybe someday ill be a blocker for little montana
lastredcoat: lol
me: that would be cool if that happened
then i would finally maybe somewhat come close to finally earning your respect
lastredcoat: you have my respect
youre just crap at starcraft

2.
Steven: If I wanted my comeback I would have wiped it off your face

1.
brittlebrit187 (5:14:48 PM): SKYPE IT UP TO THE MAX BITCH@, AND THEN AGAIN